You are god damn right! If this was a tv-show, this would almost be a so called bottle episode http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BottleEpisode , because the previous episode ate up too much money, so they had to write a simple story that mostly (or only) takes place on the existing sets.
Oh, yeah, the "Romulan Senate" - well, o.k. nice set... IF IT WAS A TV SHOW. But you seriously want to tell me, THIS is the hall of the ROMULAN SENATE (TM) ??? REALLY??? How big is the so called ROMULAN EMPIRE (TM) - the size of a redneck village in the middle of nowhere?
I mean, nobody expects it to be the size of the fricking GALACTIC SENATE from the cräppy STAR WARS prequels... but for a STAR EMPIRE... well, STAR EMPIRE on a budget I would say?
I guess, they rather spend their space-dollars on building huge Starships and stuff - and not on huge halls to have some boring, political talks going on...
Ah, and don't get me started on the ugly ENTERPRISE E and the terrible Space-Action that is soooo unimaginative. The TNG-Movie before NEMESIS already had some Spaceball-esque Spaceship that could turn into a Space-Cleaning-Lady to suck of some whatever radiation (another amazingly written "movie" by the way...)
But the MAIN PROBLEM (TM) of NEMESIS is... (drummrolls) - HAVING IT DIRECTED BY AN EDITOR!!!!
AN EDITOR!!!
Hey, sure, why not? Let's waste 60 Million Space Rupees for a "movie" - and take the most unfitting person to direct it!
How about this bold idea: TAKE A DIRECTOR TO DIRECT YOUR MOVIE! Do NOT take a person whose main profession is EDITING movies!
I know, totally radical - but it COULD help.
Well, the blue milk has been spilled - LONG AGO.
Now,STAR TREK is back in the 1960s, Kirk is younger than ever - and Spock is banging Uhura. But: Still a better story than ALL THE TNG MOVIES TOGETHER!
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