Now I can respect you! (spoilers)
That should have been the line on the reveal!
"OMG! I thought you were just another useless jerk who'll put up with any *beep* for a bit of skirt, like my best friend's pathetic boyfriend, but it turns out there's a multi-million dollar reason! I'm so relieved! Now I can respect and love you!"
"Hey, no problem, babe. I'm real pleased you're not a psycho."
A terrible film 2/10.