Funniest line...


Might as well call it white jack. Lol. Your turn.

Someone get me
Bob Sugar on the phone

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"I saw you at the paddock before the second race, outside the men's room when I placed my bet. I saw you before you even got up this morning." - Saul

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Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny: He's ready.



Cracks me up every time.

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Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!


I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints--the sinners are much more fun!

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So it's a smash and grab job? It's slightly more complicated then that. Well yeah

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"Ha ha, he's a balloon-boy"

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'Ted Nugent called... he wants his shirt back.'

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'Ted Nugent called... he wants his shirt back.'


this.

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I didn't like the Godfather, so what?

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You scared?
You suicidal?
Only in the morning.



Love that exchange



Who's that coming 'round .... that corner..



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"Watch it bud."

"Who ya callin' bud, pal?"

"Who you callin' pal, friend?"

"Who you callin' friend, jackass?!"


That is comedy GOLD.


But for some reason, Affleck's line at the end of that "balloon scene" is, for me, even funnier:

"I don't have time to fool around with you two [beat] circus animals." That line feels improvised to me. Does anyone know if it is? How could anyone write that?!@#$ Really feels like something that just came out in the moment. Side note: Very excited for Casey's movie that's coming out later this year (by Lonergan w/ Williams...)




"What doesn't kill you, defines you."

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Apparently, he's got a record longer than my...... It's long.

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Danny: "Which one is the amazing Yen?"
Rusty: "He's the little chinese guy!"

Well that one and...

Rusty: "You alright, you want something to read, a magazine or something?"
Yen: -middle finger-

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you know what your problem is?

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