I've been robbed!
So apparently the Lifetime version of the movie cut out all the sex scenes for some reason even though plenty of their other crappy original movies have soft core porn scenes.
Well like a deer in the headlights, I could not get myself to change the channel despite how bad the movie was. It is so incoherent and nonsensicle that I was amazed and entertained.
Lifetime movies are bad in general, which is why I love them. This "movie" is so awful that it's gotta be one of the best of the rotten bunch.
Anyway, Lifetime still robbed me of some cringe-worthy sex scenes.