best line ever
Let's play football bitch
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"I'm wiry"
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"You know I got a atlas, bitch!"
Now you know this don't look natural Coach. now you know it don't... I look like I just jacked off an elephant.
If there's no God, then how do you explain Miracle Whip?
"I love to see a fat guy score."
"Why?"
"Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance."
"I've seen monkey sh!t fights at the zoo that are more organized than this."
"Coach, ain't that stuff illegal?" (as Coach McGinty puts stick-um on his hands)
"What are they gonna do? Put you in football jail?"
But my favorite is:
"Is lap dancing a style?"
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"Chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever."
"What's all this, then?"
(After Coach McGinty puts stickum on Franklin's hands) "It looks like I just jacked off an elephant!"
shareThat is a ripper!
Also:
John Madden: According to the Sentinels, it says Ray Smith is - hey, that's weird. No college given, no high school. It just says he's been a resident of the state of Maryland for the last two years and two months, and that he likes to embroider.
"I hope he doesn't kill someone" Just the way Hackman delivered the line
"Well, why don't we go ahead and join the others, shall we? No sense staying here, now, by ourselves... out of screaming distance. "
I'll just stand over here being happy