Favorite Crichtonisms?
As in, pop culture references Crichton makes that he knows no one else will get. One of the most bizarre quirks of Farscape is that you can forget it's supposed to be in "our" universe while watching and just accept it as space fantasy like Star Wars, when suddenly Crichton will reference a cartoon/movie/song. It's actually a little poignant, since no one else gets it, but it's one way he can hold on to his culture.
Anyways, from Bone to be Wild:
"Looks like Swamp Thing here isn't the Mr. Rogers scientist we thought he was!"
Two references for the price of one.
Also, I love the running joke of classic comedy references like The Three Stooges and Mel Brooks (i.e., calling Natira "Frablooka", which even comes up again in season 3.).
You don't get to be the supermarket king of Minnesota without making a few enemies.