release the Snyder cut!

I am referring to Dee Snyder, lead singer of Twisted Sister.

But seriously this movie has some very obvious missing scenes that may have been removed as part of an off-worlder intergalactic feeder conspiracy. what really happened at the gas station and does it involve any of the minutes Nixon erased from his tapes? Was a feeder behind the grassy knoll?

Find the surviving Polonia and McBride, be they at Golden Corral, 7/11, the Circle K or even TGIF, and hound them until they release the full cut of America's best movie about friends out on vacation with no luggage, no change of clothes, and no reasonable lines of dialogue.. and their journey into adulthood as they spar with space puppets.