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what happens in jail in mexico

posted 16 years ago by ClenRen
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all the things tell me?

[–] Lyvewyre 16 years ago

They paint your toenails and offer you bad coffee. You could die!

EVERYONE HAS A PLAN UNTIL THEY GET PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH!

[–] Pumpkin_Man 16 years ago

You get raped..............very very hard!

"The Blood of Pumpkins Shall Flow Throughout the Land"

- Pumpkin Man

[–] cyanide37 16 years ago

They force you to mow their lawns and yell admonishments like "You missed a spot, essay!" and "You gringos can't weed wack to save your lives!"

Are you talkin' to me?
- Travis Bickle

[–] Lyvewyre 16 years ago

They force you to trollop through flower fields holding the Mexian flag.

EVERYONE HAS A PLAN UNTIL THEY GET PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH!

[–] 16 years ago

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[–] Pete_Walters 15 years ago

They take your cherry

jello

if you push in

the lunchline

after you're raped

in the showers

[–] FeistyCadavr 15 years ago

they put all kinds of burritos up in your @ss.

[–] RobbieCalifornia 14 years ago

Conjugal visits and all the drugs you want, if you have the money. Better watch your back though. I wouldn't advise getting arrested in Mexico, you can rot in jail waiting for a trial. If you don't confess the cops kick your ass till you do, then they sentence you within a week or so of your arrest. The prison guards are totally corrupt, since they make ridiulously low salaries and will take bribes from anyone.

The Wire...the best series in the history of television

[–] tiffanykk2002 13 years ago

Ditto the burrito thing...

[–] nicmackey10 10 years ago

Stays in jail in Mexico