You're raking the lawn, and notice the elderly couple that lives across the street is sitting on their porch.
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?" <throws down rake, spits and walks inside>
You're giving a eulogy for a family member and add in a joke that fails miserably.
shareThat was a bold move. Why isn't it appropriate when the audience just sits there on stands gawking at him like fools instead of cheering, isn't it what entertainment's about ?
Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.
When your wife's giving birth, she's got her legs up in stirrups and the doctor is checking how dilated she is...
shareWhen you're at the doctor's office giving them a urine sample for a drug screen, and they tell you that they need more because you didn't go past the line on the cup.
Utah! Get me two.
After you prematurely ejaculate.
shareWhen she sees your little penis
shareWhen pleasuring your partner...
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