100 things you learned from Detroit Rock City?
1. god has mercy on those who lose their virginity in confessional booths
2. the prodigal son is a barrel of *beep* monkeys
3. kiss is the hottest band in the world
4. it takes 10-30 minutes to get high off shrooms
5. just because someone is a female gynecologist doesn't mean they're a lesbian!
any others?