ARE YOU SERIOUS?


I don't care what anyone else says this movie was horrible. I love B horror movies so when i saw this on FEARnet and noticed that it had Christopher Walken in it I was like hellz ya. MISTAKE... Wat a load of crap it was. First of all they kept referencing this "BOG" in the backyard that apparently was the ocean. There was a gardener that we never knew existed until he was inexplicably saving the day with his "crew". Druid whiches apparently have power over records, enough as to where they slice and kill you. Also, when you cut your throat and fall into the water on the beach, SECONDS later your body is sinking hundreds of feat down, and you have a new longer dress on, but your slit throat isnt bleeding at all....


The thing that scared me the most was that hideous childs face. Ugliest kid EVER!


So yea.... it was bad..,.

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Haha I got sucked into because of Walken too.
I honestly have no idea what the f was going on.
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Who’d like a banger in the mouth?

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I agree totally. This crap was a complete waste of my time. I give it a 2 out of 10 for some nice music in the movie

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Just watched this turd burger on Nutflix. Goes by the name "The Eternal" there. Not one part of this mess was coherent. Seems you can't shoot Druid's or light them on fire or electrocute them. Seems you have to stare at them and slit your own throat, seems this guilt's them into healing you and slitting there own throat. Seems shooting them in the head with a high powered rifle just makes them sleepy for a bit, then they wake up and turn a record into ninja darts and Ginsu up a few people.

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An art movie that eventually turns into a comedy. The gardener just arriving and defeating the mummy was hilarious.

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