Funniest line EVER!

I know you didn't ask but I have a few that have made me laugh out loud:

Bender - You can't depend on God for jack! He pretty much told me so himself

Fry - I gotta take the wiz

Kiff - I'm on the peace patch

Entrance guard on Chopek 9 - NO, it is the bad kind of puppy

Lurr - There must have been something funny in that hippie

Leela - Tell it to Wingus and Dingus here

Zapp - Wingus - Dingus

Zoidberg - Are you coming onto me? I'm not hearing a "no"

Grunka Lunkas - Dunk-a Dunk-a- Dunkadingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient

Bender - SHUT THE HELL UP!

Lucy Lieu - I am Lucy Lieu - give me your spines






"Well, make something up!" (RG)

Leela: Hurry! I don't want to die at the age of 25.

Bender: Honey, unless we hit a time warp, I wouldn't worry about it.



Zapp [judging the limbo contest]: And the winner is, Leela!

Leela: But I didn't even limbo.

Zapp: No matter. I know from previous experience just how horizontal you can get.

"A lesson in not changing the history from mr "I'm my own grandpa""

"I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked"

Lynda: "Faministas unite" (pounds herself on the chest while confused Morbo sitting next to her, has her high heal stuck in his head)

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Anyone who has ever read any spoilers,
knows that Winter Is Coming

Technically it's cheating, but I'd have to go with the part in the audio commentary for "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In Love?" when they very briefly mention their utter shock about a sight gag that slipped past the Fox censors.

You know what noone tells you about cooking with the Dark Side? The food is really good!

Morbo: "That's right, Linda. Water is now b-booze, and everybody is titty much protally fitshaced."

- What are you gonna do, when the world catches on?

Hedonismbot: Resume the opera.
Fry: But I can't play anymore.
Zoidberg: Yes you can! The beauty was in your heart, not your hands.
Fry: 
Zoidberg: Your music's bad and you should feel bad!

Farnsworth: if you beilieve that, then youve been as dumb as fry
Fry: am not!

Scientist: ive got a degree in homeopathic medicine.
Civil defense van: youve got a degree in baloney

Bender: woah, im not reading that crap. Summerize it in one word

When bender says shut the hell up to the grunka lunkas

Bender: im not allowed to sing... court order

Bender: im gonna build my own theme park. With blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the park

Bender: there. Now no one can say I don’t own John Larroquette’s spine

I could keep going but ill stop... oh and pretty much any line from "insane in the mainframe"

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