Favorite Line?

I have several...most of them involve the father.

1. Walter Stratford: Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?
Kat Stratford: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

2. Walter Stratford: This morning, I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, do you know what she said to me?
Bianca: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeazy boyfriend wear a condom"?
Walter Stratford: Close, but no. She said, "I should have listened to my father".
Bianca: She did not.
Walter Stratford: Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up!

3. Mr. Morgan: I know how difficult it must be for you to overcome all those years of upper middle-class suburban
oppression. Must be tough. But the next time you storm the PTA crusading for better... lunch meat, or
whatever it is you white girls complain about, ask them WHY they can't buy a book written by a black man!
White Rastas: That's right mon!
Mr. Morgan: Don't even get me started on you two!

4. Walter Stratford: I've got news for you. I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with
some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. Mamma didn't raise no fool.

I also love when the teached confiscates the weed...and then the Cheetos.

Pretty much every line from the Stratford dad. From him lying about his patients to him doing sit ups or ab crunches - whatever that exercise is called - and just stating that he did 7, followed by his self-satisfied look, was gold.