Talk about Fantasy High Schools....

Are you honestly telling me you've never seen a public high school that has soda machines in the caf and nachos for lunch? That was like an every day thing at my high school and it wasn't a rich place. As for the coffee vendor, there was coffee available in the morning during a breakfast period, but I think in the movie it had something to do with their Seattle location, i.e. Starbucks. Plus teachers at my school were pretty apathetic. They may not have stolen kid's weed or were outwardly horny but they were pretty whatever about everything that happened. I don't know, I didn't think those aspects were as far fetched as some other things, but then again this is a movie, not a doc.

the OP was right haha, that school was extraordinary.... but that is to be expected considering it's supposed to be in a rich suburban area outside of Seattle. the average schoool (haha mine although mines not really bad) is much much much less awesome. that's just honest blue collar American high school truth for you. def a awesome school

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...my school's like that and I live on the East Coast. Just because your school sucks doesn't mean every school on this side of the country does.

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> and food that looked gourmet.

You consider nachos and big globs of mashed potatoes to be gourmet food? You must have a REALLY sad high school.

In any case, this was a comedy and there were lots of strange and funny things going on in the background if watch look closely.

For example, one thing I remember seeing was that the cowboys were standing around eating beans from a can. That's what they seem to think real cowboys do.

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What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar (WWJDFAKB)?

Lol, you guys have never been in school here in sweden :P
We have a cafeteria where they sell simple sandwich, sodas, coffe, hot chocholate, snack bars and other "small" things.
We get our food for free and it is 3 meals a day, one for vegeterians. And also sallad, hard bread (dont know the proper word, but u get it) and youghurt for those who dont want to eat the food. That we eat in another place than the cafeteria, looks more like an resturant.
We also have soda machines so we dont have to go to the cafeteria to buy sodas. And if we dont like the food we just go to a pizza place or McDonalds or something and eat. Its usually near or you just skip one class to go eat, the teachers dosent say much about that. We can eat whatever we want in class.
Wehn we had a test that is national in sweden, we all do it at the same time and it was a writing test, my teacher said we could take breaks if we felt like it, so long that we finnished in time. I asked if I could go out for a smoke, and she said it was ok.

We had to leave school area to smoke ofc, because that is the swedish law. But no one never did.
The principal herself told me atleast 5~ times to go out of the school area to smoke. She just said "Come on, you know you cant smoke on school grounds. Go out to the road to smoke". And I said "Ok", and did it. For that time only.

Its so fun to see movies and hear other people talk, its so differente :P

(oh, and I'm from Sweden so sorry if my english sometimes sucks)

Coffee, junk food, and soda were sold in the cafeteria at my school. Some teachers ARE lax. My 11th grade religion teacher (who was not religious at ALL) said words like sh*t, ass, bastard, constantly made fun of his students, and was always talking about "doobs" and marijuana. He was freaking awesome.

I don't know about the flashing part, that was a bit far-fetched, but whatever. Most of your points weren't even fantastical.

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My high school was tiny but we had soda machines and vending machines which they eventually switched out because kids were getting fatter. Juice and Water Machines instead and vending machines filled with Nutrigrain bars lol. In our cafeteria they allowed us to buy chips and cookies. As for our actual lunches, they weren't fancy but they weren't horrible. During my senior year they started giving more choices with the food.

As for teachers and students. My school went by a first name basis so we never called our teachers Mr. or Mrs. My teachers were for the most part pretty relaxed. My two English teachers listened to Rap during classes. My Gym teacher had visible tattoos and nipple piercings. My math teacher had a dark sense of humor. He once explained to us that if there were a fire he would throw us all out the window and use us as cushion to land on and wouldn't care if we died. One time he ate cookies in front of class and when kids asked for some he just laughed, so the next day this boy came to school with a whole pie and ate it in front of him. My school was pretty weird lol.






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what school did you go to

my school had nachos and good food we also had soda machines.

one school i went to had vending machines with actual food in them