"They damn near raped her to death" (I mean what kind of line is that)
"You're gonna pull my finger nails out now" (How can you pull someone's finger nails out)
"I found it as some sport f-cking" (What exactly is sport f-cking??
OBAMA 08
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'where were you last night?'
'i was busy killing someone else.'
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"Rue the day?" Who talks like that?
Wow Eddie, you sure do sound British for a redneck. And the first line OP quotes IS funny, unless your tadger comes equipped with blades.
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