If The Movie Titles Were Truthful Game
"Harvey Weinstein's first Oscar bribery project"
"Elizabethan Costume Porn Fest: Shakespeare Edition"
"Gwyneth Paltrow in the 16th century"
"Girl dresses as a man to do what she wants, Elizabethan style"
"Best 5 minutes of Judi Dench ever"
"How to boink a guy who never dated you in real life"
"Shakespeare, the sexy version with a full head of hair"
"Ben Affleck when he was young, sexy, and nobody knew him personally yet"
"Joseph Feinnes, the sexier Shakespeare"
"Screw the ruffs, I'm Shakespeare, dammit!"