1.) Coconut IVs are good for poisonous snake bites.
2.) Don't let Yuki drive to the airport.
3.) Do not let Jackie Chan near wooden shoes during a fight or you will get kicked in the browneye.
4.) Do not ride a bicycle to work or Jackie Chan will steal one and sneak into your heavily guarded building.
5.) Never ask Jackie Chan what he is doing or you will be stuffed into a trashcan unconscious.
6.) Never put your dog on a piano being hoisted up into your new apartment because the dog will fall off and Jackie Chan will show up, wearing wooden clogs, to save your dog.
7.) Pressing buttons on accident will make Jackie Chan jump into your ceiling and sneak around.
8.) Trying to hit Jackie Chan with your cane will cause you to miss, turn into a stunt double, perform a 360 degree spin and land on your back HARD.
9.) When you find out a so-called reporter has a camera gun, you get pissed off and slam it into the ground without thinking about it going off and shooting someone.
10.) Never sing the "Friendship Song" because Jackie Chan will take your $500 million dollars and send it to the Save The Children Fund.
11.) If Jackie Chan does a spin move on top of a jukebox it creates a remix.
12.) If you try to take Jackie Chan's disc he will kick you and cause you to land in a full split, and you require an ambulance.
13.) Never wear a tie or jacket to a Jackie Chan fight or he will beat you without mercy.
14.) Jackie Chan's hotel room number is 1954, the same year he was born.
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