when jackie almost fell off the side

I am so glad I stumbled across this. This thread sums up internet forums perfectly. Idiot writes something poorly, jerk responds with an effort most reserve for their senior thesis. And the catalyst of it all was simply a fan gushing about how much they loved a movie. The post is fantastic--Avortac perfectly captured what so many of us think when we read a poorly written and poorly composed internet statement. But so few of us are actually invested enough to put these thoughts into words. So, Avortac deserves commendation, but also ridicule for actually giving enough of a damn to spend so much time and effort into his dissertation. I love it. I want more. MOAR!!!

Consider for a second that the OP is from a non English speaking Country and may not even speak English as their primary language and is still learning how to. You ever think of that genius?


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You're smart avortac. Keep telling yourself that, OK buddy? No one understands or appreciates your vast amount of knowledge. Everyone pales in comparison to your almighty intellect. You truly are a genius. Such a special shining star.
U so Smartz.



LOL You must be real fun at parties. Must be fun to hang around a person who berates and judges others for such trivial matters. Your holier than thou attitude truly is attractive and pleasant. Is this the attitude you display to others in social settings? Or just online behind your keyboard? I feel sorry for anyone that has to put up with such an uptight cynic like you.

You're the type of person that would get hostile on someone and go on a ten minute rant about small and trivial things that no one cares about. A Killjoy.
A Buzz Kill. And this was all for a small sentence on an internet forum. How petty. Can't imagine whats it's like having a conversation with you in real life.

Now go ahead and take your sweet time writing up your response. I will be ignoring it just like I ignore that one weird guy that constantly lets the air out of the room with his cynicism and hostile personality (Hint: That's you.)

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