Funniest scene

I like the part after Gene proposes to Sigourney, he gets in his underthings... and he starts hacking away and collaspes. She gets on the floor, listens to his chest and says....' Are you de- ad?'... i start laughing at how she says dead.... like a little kid or something.

Ugh! There were so many of them.

First time round, I thought Page and Jack’s first encounter was funny:

Jack Withrowe: Hi, can I get you a drink?
Page Conners: Wow! I've never heard that one before. You really blow me away with your creativity.
Jack Withrowe: Well I...
Page Conners: Well I... uh... you're recovery's even better! Do you even care at all who I am? I mean, I could be the Antichrist or have the intelligence of a thermos but unfortunately those are not the matters the male penis ponders. So please... tell me. Why did you walk all the way over here to ask to get me a drink?
Jack Withrowe: Well... because... I'm the bartender.

Ulga’s Russian accent was hilarious (“Are you de-ad?”).

I liked the scene where (William B.) Tensy pays Ulga a sudden visit in her hotel. As she hurriedly peaked at the door hole thingy, she sees a funny looking Tensy, clouded with smoke - Ulga shudders.

I also laughed at the scene where Dean/Vinny, shoots the fishes in the sea.

How could anyone forget the scene where Page tries to seduce the "Momma's Boy" in Jack's restaurant. First, she tries to hold his attention -and successful for a second- but had lost easily when his mum came in. Page then chokes on her olive (?) and as Jack rescues her the olive fires at the Momma's Boy's way; hitting him with it and cried, "Mum, it buuuurns!"

And another one that I think wasn’t mentioned: The honeymoon night. This is right at the beginning? It was Max and Dean/Vinny’s honeymoon. After the reception, Dean/Vinny carries Max to the hotel room and runs for what seemed like eternity. Hahaha poor guy.

Fav Quotes:

Max Conners: He doesn't look so bad in this light.
Page Conners: Oh, yeah. His liver spots are positively glowing.

Page Conners: You spy on people humping in boats? That's so perverted.
Jack Withrowe: No, I look at stars.
Page Conners: Look, just because they're famous doesn't mean they don't deserve their privacy too. Who ya got?
Jack Withrowe: The stars up there.
[points to sky]
Page Conners: You mean you come all the way out here to stare at space and *beep*
Jack Withrowe: No, I come out here to get awaty from the lights of the city so I can SEE the space and *beep*

Max Conners: I am in terrific shape. Feel my butt!
Page Conners: uh, I am not feeling your butt again, mother! We all know it's wonderful.

My Favorite is when Ray Liotta goes to the hotel to propose to Sigourny Weaver and it looks like he is going to pull a gun out of his jacket but it's really a ring.

I love when Ray Liotta is carrying Sigourney Weaver to their honeymoon suite. The camera angles are great, because it just keeps getting longer and longer, and he looks completely out of breath. I loved it! This movie was such a surprise...I thought it was going to be crap. Silly me.

My favorite is when Gene Hackman says something about shred of evidence and second hand smoke and tobacco companies, and when he moves away, his parrot dies of second hand smoke. I think that was hilarious.

Second favorite, the entire sequence when Gene Hackman attempts to enter her room with the naked man statue and ends up dead with the statue's penis in his mouth.

Lmao yeah that was classical.

"OH! Mickie your so fine x2 you blow my Mind Hey Mickie"

I liked when.....

1. Sigourney hits Gene Hackman on the head and says: "See the delayed shooting head pains. I rush you to hospital"

2. When Jennifer is actually choking and Jason Lee gives her the Heimlich Maneuver and she spits out her olive only to leave that "momma's boy" screaming "Momma it hurts! The retina is split I can feel it!!!!"

The fishes were awesome, especially the fact it was completely random and unexpected.
But the mommy's boy scene with the olive in his eye "Mum, it buuuuuuurns!" "I told you these places were dangerous" (or something like that) was simply hilarious!
And Dean's discussion with Max near the end
"If you're gonna be my wife, you're gonna live a respectable life, chopping cars"
So damn funny :P

Oh and the scene where Jack looks through the telescope "Is that...five people?"

And the scene where Tensy talks about passive smoking in front of a parrot who collapses as soon as he turns around. That one gave me a good laugh.