If Cider House were an action movie...
Here's a funny video combining Cider House with Tobey's performances in Spider-Man. It is called (get ready for pun) "The Spider House Rules":
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kQD7eC5wRSk
Michael Caine actually makes a pretty good supervillain. Although I was disappointed the editor didn't figure out how to work the abortion stuff into it. THAT would have been impressive.