Logistics of the Cleanup
After watching this last night, I have to say that the logistics of the cleanup night were daunting, to say the least.
Let's say the boys offed the stripper, offed the security guard, pulled themselves together to Boyd's evil rationalization -- and it was still only 9 PM. They have to get themselves to the mini-van, I'm sure a lot of people here have been to Vegas, so you know that to get your car and out to the retail area takes a half hour at least, as your car has to be plucked from huge garage areas. Then they have to drive over (find?) a Wal-Mart, hopefully not getting lost by passing it by and having to back up. Then they would have to get all the items necessary first time around. Get back to the hotel, then it had to be about 11 PM at the earliest. Understand one must then retreive and load up the mini-van (a half hour) drive out to Red Rocks (45 minutes) and then dig graves to the correct size (another 45 minutes); and you will see one would have to leave the hotel by 2:30 AM at the latest. I'm only giving twenty minutes to properly reconfigure the bodies after Adam objected. Job finised at 4:50 AM, just as the sun is coming up, I'm guessing.
That gives one only three hours to cut up two bodies, wrap the remains in plastic, clean up to 12 quarts of blood spilled, pick up the table debris. Don't forget the Drain-O. I may be leaving something out here, like replace the robe holder the stripper got impaled on?
My guess is: with five guys in good coordination it could be done, but barely, and assuming nothing goes wrong in a stituation there are a plethora of things that could possibly go wrong. It would require an awful lot of steel nerves. Even if the stripper went out without any contact - she'd have to be incredibly dumb to do so - I can't believe that in a large Las Vegas hotel there would be only -one- security guard, and that he would not be missed for hours on end.