When Daniel Stern's character is coming out of the gas station and his wife asks why he didn't get the Wizzlers and he replies: "They didn't have any *beep* wizzlers!" The way he says it is absolutely hilarious. Anyone agree?
shareI don't know, that whole scene was hilarious. This whole movie was hilarious. I can't choose a favorite, but just about every line with "f---" that was said around or about or by children (there were plenty) was priceless.
I should have just done the honest thing and murdered those emusshare
The handicapped kid yelling and Favreau's character at the end, "Let go of me you gimp!" makes me laugh every time.
share"I've got her head here. That's her head..."
"Hey, heads up!"
haahha i was hoping the whizzers quote was reason for this board lol. anything daniel stern says in the movie is pretty funny lol, YOU DONT MESS WITH HOMICE POLIIICE! A BUMP?!? A BUMP!? THERES A *beep* SPIKE IN HER HEAD. HAHAHA love this movie.
lol or when christian slater at the begining tells the people not to go into the house haha. And the part when they tell daniel sterns wife he got with a prostitute in vegas lol, then he says IT WASNT THE FIRST TIME.. lol..
I loved the bit where he says 'it wasn't the first time', cracked up for ages.... i like towards the end when the man who is getting married has to kill Ned i think it is - he's holding the shovel, about to swing, viscous facial expression, then it cuts to them both in the car driving home and ned says 'Well, that's enough of that then.' HAAAH
shareyou're right about almost every "f---" line being hilarious.
-she fought like a f---in Comanche.
-Mr. F---in Minivan...
Everything Daniel Stern and Christian Slater say in this movie is downright hilarious, and even Jeremy Piven to some degree.
I think probably the funniest line though would either be Stern's whole "WHY WAS THE FLOOR WET?" part in the accusatory tone, like somehow Piven would intentionally have made the floor wet so he'd slip and get a spike stuck in the hooker's head along with Diaz's post-wedding explanation of plan for Favreau to kill his last remaining friend and the dog and bury them in the desert, lol. That part was just perfect because here he JUST married her and even though there were warning signs of this before, he finds out at that moment that he basically married a female Boyd, lol.
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That scene right there made me really enjoy watching him over and over again and pay close attention to his acting in all his movies.
He is very good.
I felt bad when he died, but his death made everything that more Kaotic.
Stern is the bomb.
When charles is digging up the corpses near the end and is going on about the lack of racial intergration. "I want a little black brother"....also when he screams JESUS CHRIST!!!! when he getting the rings at the wedding
shareI burst out laughing at the line '' He had a thing for hookers'', just the way Slater says it.... I was like ''ohhhh nooo that's not cool HAHA''
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-We split the car.
-How the *beep* do you split a car, you dummy? With a *beep* chainsaw?
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When Jeremy Piven is having sex with the prostitute in the bathroom, I always get a laugh out of when he says to her "You thought I was gonna be a punk, didn't ya?" LOL
shareSorry to post twice, but I had to also mention the classic line from Daniel Stern while getting in Jon Favreau's face: "You don't ever eyeball your children!"
shareI love this movie and almost any line is an absolute killer.
"You left a dead prostitute alone in the desert?!"
(crying) "She's not alone"
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"I'd like to speak to someone in chairs, please."
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"You *beep*
"All right, he'll bleed out. He'll bleed out."
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"I'm thinking about maybe making a move."
"A move?"
"Yeah. Greenpeace. Maybe go up to the north pole, the arctic. Tag polar bears with dart guns. I've always had pretty good aim."
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"I'm a *beep* lighthouse, man! I stay lit for you! I stay lit! I never go dark! Never go dark!"
Nobody has mentioned this one yet.
Christian Slater asks are u sure this was an accident right when he sees the dead hooker.
Haha that's funny because it implies Jeremy piven would rather kill the hookera then pay her 500 dollars lol
"Under Jewish law, the body cannot rest if not united. We've got their parts all mixed together. We can't do this to them!"
"Give me a break, they don't have Jews in Asia."
"That is absolutely not true!"
"I've got his upper leg and her lower leg. I've got his upper leg and her lower leg!"
Ha Ha lmao. Also "toes......toes.......I'm holding toes!"
share"Give me a break, they don't have Jews in Asia." is pretty damn funny when you realize Israel is in Asia (though yes they were obviously talking about Eastern Asia).
shareDaniel Stern kind of stole this movie from Slater. Berkow is kind of the "conscience" of the group, which isn't saying much.
His Adam Berkow saying to Slater, "Have you done this before?!?" had me rolling on the floor.
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