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To me those Disney films are just really bad fan fiction and not actual Star Wars movies. When I was a kid I used to try to write my own movies but they would just be recycled plots from other movies, well that’s basically what the sequel trilogy is, something a kid could have come up with.
sharewow that's true.
shareThey weren't far away from coming up with a beautiful trilogy for our age to be fair.
They got it right in that the films should have focused on Luke and his love for space cow milk. However they should have shown him virtually enslaving that entire race to the machinery of a 24/7 milking production line. Owning his own dairy "evil empire" if you will.
In retrospect it seems quite obvious that Ray should have been a transgender vegan desperate to bring down Luke's evil milking Empire.
Really that was the Star Wars story for today's market...
it hasn't aged badly either
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