If VAMPIRES(and i'm talking millions) roamed the Earth, and a higher power gave me the ability to recruit slayers from any time or dimension, i would want several different groups all over the world slaying them. Here are my slayer teams:
TEAM 1:
BLADE ... Ultimate vampire slayer.
WHISTLER ... Brave slayer and great weapons maker.
ABIGAIL WHISTLER ... Tough and sexy slayer.
HANNIBAL KING ... Former vamp turned bad ass, wise-cracking slayer.
NOMAK ... He hates vamps anyway. Convince him to fight for Good.
TEAM 2:
SELENE ... Turn this immortal babe against her own kind.
MICHAEL CORVIN ... Hybrid with 10xs their strength and speed.
LUCIEN ... Powerful Lycan leader with strength and determination.
RAZE ... Bad ass brother Lycan with brutal strength and no fear.
SIMON SHEPPARD (Dracula 2000) He has potential to slay.
TEAM 3:
JACK CROW ... Bad ass slayer from the Southwest with connections.
MONTOYA ... Mean and fearless cowboy slayer.
FATHER ADAM GUITEAU ... For a priest, he's tough.
LIONEL "ELVIS" CORMAC (Daybreakers) ... Smart and connected slayer.
MISTER (Stake Land) ... This guy can kick ass.
TEAM 4:
VAN HELSING (Hugh Jackman) ... 2nd place ultimate vampire slayer.
ANNA VALERIOUS ... She's hot and brave.
CARL THE FRIAR ... Comedic relief genius and weapons designer.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN ... This guy and his silver-bladed axe are flawless.
RICK O'CONNELL (The Mummy) ... Bad boy gunslinging outlaw.
ARDETH BAY (The Mummy)... Brave and fearless Magi.
TEAM 5:
IHMOTEP ... His mummy powers are awesome.
SCORPION KING ... He could rip vamps to shreds.
DRAGON EMPEROR ... His powers are invincible.
FRANKENSTEIN (Robert De Niro) ... Massive strength and anger make him cool.
LARRY TALBOT/THE WOLF MAN (Benicio Del Toro) ... Werewolf slayer? Always!
TEAM 6:
PRIEST (Paul Bettany) ... He and his faith kick ass.
PRIESTESS (Maggie Q) ... Same for her.
HICKS (Cam Gigandet) ... He's tough.
JOHNNY MADRID (From Dusk Till Dawn 3) ... He tougher.
DENTON VAN ZAN (Reign of Fire) ... He leaped at a dragon....tough!
TEAM 7:
JAMES BOND (Daniel Craig) ... A tough as nails spy? Sure.
JASON BOURNE (Matt Damon) ... His skills just need stakes.
AARON CROSS (Bourne Legacy) ... He's got massive potential.
ETHAN HUNT (Mission: Impossible) ... Intelligent, tough, and brilliant.
CHARLIE WAX (From Paris with Love) ... This man is a CIA beast.
TEAM 8:
GABRIEL SHEAR (Swordfish) ... He fights good by committing evil deeds. Nice.
BRYAN MILLS (Taken) ... He's never afraid to fight for what he wants.
ARTHUR BISHOP (The Mechanic) ... His technique is art.
AARON HALLAM (The Hunted) ... He can evaporate into shadow to kill. YES!
AGENT 47 (Hitman) ... This genetically engineered man needs to slay.
TEAM 9:
THE EXPENDABLES: ... Their name and skill says it all.
BARNEY ROSS
LEE CHRISTMAS
YIN YANG
GUNNER JENSEN
HALE CAESAR
TOLL ROAD
SURGEON
GALGO
TRENCH
TEAM 10:
JOHN RAMBO ... Rambo is a force to be reckoned with.
JOHN MATRIX (Commando) ... The Schwarzenegger version of Rambo.
LUKE HOBBS (Fast Five) ... This Federal agent is a beast.
TODD 3465 (Soldier) ... Born and trained to kill.
SNAKE EYES (G.I. Joe) ... Unbeatable ninja? YES.
TEAM 11:
JOHN/JANE SMITH (Mr. & Mrs. Smith) ... Assassins with skill and balls.
THE FRATERNITY: (Wanted) ... Same for them.
WESLEY
SLOAN
FOX
GUNSMITH
TEAM 12:
LUC DEVEREAUX (Universal Soldier) ... Noble and tough.
SGT. ANDREW SCOTT (Universal Soldier) ... Tough and fearless.
NGU (Universal Soldier: Regeneration) ... Tough and unstoppable.
S.E.T.H. (Universal Soldier: The Return) ... Tough and unstoppable.
ROMEO/UniSol 2500 (Universal Soldier: The Return) ... Tough and huge.
TEAM 13:
CASEY RYBACK (Under Siege) ... Silver daggers complete this man.
JOHN TRITON (The Marine) ... This man is a bear of a marine.
JOHN KRUGER (Eraser) ... He can erase vampires and hide them from existence.
FRANK MARTIN (The Transporter) ... This man always delivers.
CHANCE BOUDREAUX (Hard Target) ... Vampires are HIS target.
TEAM 14:
MARTIN RIGGS (Lethal Weapon) ... A cop who needs to be a slayer.
JOHN McCLANE (Die Hard) ... Vampires would die hard.
MIKE LOWREY (Bad Boys) ... Bad ass and cool cop with skill and bravery.
MARION COBRETTI (Cobra) ... Vampires are a disease. He's the cure.
IVAN DANKO (Red Heat) ... One deadly Soviet cop with attitude and balls.
TEAM 15:
ROBOCOP (Joel Kinnaman) ... Fast and deadly mandroid? Sure.
JUDGE DREDD (Karl Urban) ... Let HIM judge the undead.
JOHN SPARTAN (Demolition Man) ... He is out to serve Good.
MAD MAX ... Give him some weapons and Interceptor car, he'll tear it up.
MAX PAYNE ... This cop and vengeance spells dead for undead.
TEAM 16:
RAIZO (Ninja Assassin) ... Title says it all.
ROGUE (Jet Li from 'War') ... Brilliant killer.
RAMA (The Raid: Redemption) ... Brilliant cop and fighter.
PRAKOSO (The Raid 2) ... Hitman with fight skills.
KHAM (The Protector) ... His hands and feet are beautiful.
TEAM 17:
THADDEUS, THE BLACKSMITH ... He and his iron fists would tear it up.
ZEN YI, THE X-BLADE ... This guy and his 'silver' blades would be flawless.
JACK KNIFE ... This man and his 'knifegun' would bring it down.
MADAM BLOSSOM ... This bad ass woman and her fan blades with silver tips? Yes.
BRASS BODY ... If he fought for good, vamps couldn't touch him.
TEAM 18:
CONNER, MURPHY, and NOAH MacMANUS (Boondock Saints) ... God's hands.
THE TREMORS (Smokin' Aces) ... They're insane hitmen. Why not?
DAMON MacREADY (Kick-Ass) ... Insane and determined vigilante.
MINDY MacREADY (Kick-Ass) ... She's one young and merciless killer.
TEAM 19:
SNAKE PLISSKEN (Escape from New York/L.A.) ... Infected or not, he's bad ass.
DOM TORETTO (Fast & the Furious) ... Tough ass dude with mad driving abilities.
MURPHY (3000 Miles to Graceland) ... This son of Elvis is lethal with guns.
ELI (Book of Eli) ... Blind prophet with gun and blade skills.
CHEV CHELIOS (Crank) ... This man is an immovable force.
TEAM 20:
BUFFY GILMORE ... She hunts for mankind
ASH (Evil Dead) ... He fights for mankind
JOHN CONSTANTINE ... Gruff supernatural detective with Heaven contacts? Sure.
EDGAR & ALAN FROG (Lost Boys) ... They hunt vamps and their comics are helpful
SAM & DEAN WINCHESTER (Supernatural) ... Sibling slayers.
TEAM 21:
SETH GECKO (From Dusk Till Dawn) ... He hates vampires.
SEX MACHINE (From Dusk Till Dawn) ... This man has quite an interesting arsenal.
EL MARIACHI (Desperado) ... This man cannot be stopped. Give him his guitarcase.
EL WRAY (Planet Terror) ... Guns complete this dude.
CHERRY DARLING (Planet Terror) ... Her machine gun leg says it all.
TEAM 22:
MACHETE (Danny Trejo) ... Silver machetes complete his arsenal.
LUZ (Machete) ... Machete needs his one-eyed kick ass babe ally.
DJANGO (Jamie Foxx) ... Silver bullets complete his six-shooters.
BEATRIX KIDDO (Kill Bill) ... Silver samurai swords would make her invincible.
JOHN SMITH (Last Man Standing) ... Silver bullets in his twin .45's = MESS.
TEAM 23:
MARV (Sin City) ... Imagine HIM slaying vampires.
DWIGHT McCARTHY (Sin City) ... This man never quits.
MIHO (Sin City) ... This chick can dice people up. Give her vamps.
KEVIN (Sin City) ... Serial killer who just needs to focus on the undead.
MR. SMITH (Shoot Em' Up) ... This man is just too good with guns.
TEAM 24:
RIDDICK ... His cool vision and undefeated rank make him a beast.
CYRUS "THE VIRUS" GRISSOM ... Deranged criminal who likes to kill.
SIMON PHOENIX (Demolition Man) ... Focus his insane mind on vamps.
PEYTON WESTLAKE/DARKMAN ... Absorb vamp skin and blend in to kill them.
SEBASTIAN CAINE (Hollow Man) ... He's invisible....get him to slay vampires.
TEAM 25:
LEELOO (The Fifth Element) ... Supreme being who's good with her hands and feet.
LUCY (Scarlett Johansson) ... I'd love to see what she could do to vamps
VIOLET (Ultraviolet) ... This woman is hardcore.
CATALEYA (Colombiana) ... Vamps would be hurting.
RIVER TAM (Serenity) ... Nothing can get this girl down. Not even vamps.
TEAM 26:
ALICE (Resident Evil) ... Chick is a wrecking machine.
RAIN OCAMPO (Resident Evil) ... She's tough as Hell.
JILL VALENTINE (Resident Evil: Apocalypse) ... Bad ass chick cop.
CLAIRE REDFIELD (Extinction, Afterlife) ... Tough babe with guts.
CHRIS REDFIELD (Afterlife) ... Dude is a hero.
ADA WONG (Retribution) ... Girl is tough and brave.
TEAM 27:
CARLOS OLIVERA (Apocalypse, Extinction) ... Guy is a bad ass.
BARRY BURTON (Retribution) ... Man is fearless and crazy.
LEON S. KENNEDY (Retribution) ... Dude is brave and tough.
SERGEI (Retribution) ... Smart, tough, and rough.
LUTHER WEST (Afterlife, Retribution) ... Brave and ruthless.
TEAM 28:
NEO ... His powers outside the Matrix would be flawless.
MORPHEUS ... Same for him.
TRINITY ... This chick is rocks.
SERAPH ... Same for him.
THE TWINS ... They're talent is unique and awesome.
TEAM 29:
YULAW (The One) ... Convince him to fight for Good, he'd rule.
GABE LAW (The One) ... Same as Yulaw, only with more heart.
SID 6.7. (Virtuosity) ... This guy is just what we need.
SONNY (I, Robot) ... This noble robot is tough and fast. Give him stakes.
THE GUYVER ... Whomever wears it can beat the hell out of vamps.
TEAM 30:
THE PREDATOR ... Focus his intention on hunting vamps, there's no hope.
SWAMP THING ... Let him stalk swamps searching for the undead.
NEMESIS (Resident Evil) ... This unstoppable monster needs to slay for us.
JASON VOORHEES ... Silver axe, machete, and knife = vampire blood everywhere.
DARTH MAUL ... This thing's skill is amazing.
TEAM 31:
THE SHADOW (Lamont Cranston) ... Cloud vamps minds and make 'em weak.
DENNY COLT (The Spirit) ... Not immortal, but still a tough dude.
KIT WALKER (The Phantom) ... Same for him.
THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN (Sleepy Hollow) ... Immortal and determined.
RED HOOD (Jason Todd) ... This murderous vigilante needs to slay.
TEAM 32:
LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN: The Supernatural Evil is their enemy.
ALLAN QUATERMAIN
AGENT TOM SAWYER
MINA HARKER
DORIAN GRAY
CAPTAIN NEMO
RODNEY SKINNER
DR. JEKYLL/MR. HYDE
TEAM 33:
T-800 TERMINATOR (Terminator 1,2,3) ... Let this cyborg terminate vamps.
T-1000 (T2) ... Let this liquid metal machine do what he does best.
TX-TERMINATRIX (T3) ... This chick is out to kill. Focus her mind on vamps.
MARCUS WRIGHT (T-Salvation) ... Half-man, half-cyborg? Sure.
TEAM 34:
ARCHANGEL MICHAEL (Legion) ... Immortal angel who fights for mankind? Yep.
ARCHANGEL GABRIEL (Legion) ... If he fought for mankind, he'd tear it up.
ERIC DRAVEN (The Crow) ... This man was brought back to serve justice.
ASHE (The Crow: City of Angels) ... So was this man...just protect their crows.
JOHN MILTON (Drive Angry) ... Kick ass immortal from Hell? Sure.
TEAM 35:
THE AVENGERS: If they can kick aliens ass, vampires are no challenge.
NICK FURY
IRON MAN ... Primary financier for every teams' weapons, vehicles, equipment.
WAR MACHINE
CAPTAIN AMERICA
THOR
INCREDIBLE HULK
TEAM 36:
IRON MONGER (Obadiah Stane) ... His iron against evil would work very well.
ALDRICH KILLIAN (Iron Man 3) ... If he fought for good....vampire mush.
WHIPLASH (Ivan Vanko) ... Get his whips to slash vamps in half.
SANDMAN ... Vampires couldn't touch him and you know why.
DR. OCTOPUS ... His tentacles would be a nice addition.
TEAM 37:
THE PUNISHER ... This man and his arsenal is unreal!
BATMAN ... Brave and rich vigilante. Secondary financier to all teams.
HAWKEYE ... Bad ass secret agent archer? Sure.
BLACK WIDOW ... Bad ass assassin turned secret agent? Sure.
WINTER SOLDIER (Bucky Barnes) ... This dude is an ultimate weapon.
Punisher has his armored Battle Van, Batman had his Tumbler, Hawkeye and Black Widow borrow 2 of Batman's Batpods, and Winter Soldier gets to fly The Bat.
TEAM 38:
SUPERMAN ... His powers would tear vamps apart.
HANCOCK ... African-American Superman? Sure.
THE FLASH ... Faster than any man on Earth. That's a lot of stakes.
GREEN LANTERN ... He could use his ring power to throw vamps to the sun.
GREEN ARROW ... Just like Hawkeye. Crack shot with silver tipped arrows.
TEAM 39:
SPIDER-MAN ... Fast and tough. His webbing could catch vamps.
DAREDEVIL ... His sense of hearing could be a nice help.
ELEKTRA NATCHIOS ... This babe can kick ass when she wants to.
BULLSEYE ... Every stake would hit a vampire's heart.
FALCON ... This dude can fly and fight. Enough said.
TEAM 40:
RA'S AL GHUL
LEAGUE OF ASSASINS: ... Each one of them brings something unique to slaying.
TALIA AL GHUL
DAVID CAIN
MERLYN
SHRIKE
MAD DOG
NYSSA RAATKO
LADY SHIVA
TEAM 41:
WOLVERINE ... His adamantium claws would tear undead flesh all around.
PROFESSOR X ... His telepathic mind powers would be amazing on vampires.
JEAN GREY ... She could manipulate flying vampires.
CYCLOPS ... His eye laser is more powerful than ultraviolet light.
BEAST ... This creature could scare and stake vampires nicely.
COLOSSUS ... Muscle bound tin man with bravery? Sure.
ICEMAN ... Mutant who could freeze vamps then stake 'em? Sure.
SUNSPOT: Vampires extra crispy!
TEAM 42:
GAMBIT ... Vampires would really hate this guy.
SABRETOOTH ... His claws and strength would make vamps pee their pants.
DEADPOOL ... Another powerful assassin.
BANE ... This guy can tear it up nicely.
JUGGERNAUT ... So can he.
TEAM 43:
MAGNETO ... He can manipulate silver to fly everywhere.
MYSTIQUE ... She can blend in with vamps and learn their every move.
QUICKSILVER ... The 2 words in his name say a lot.
LADY DEATHSTRIKE ... Her claws and skill are just as unique as Wolverine's.
AGENT ZERO/MAVERICK ... Guns with silver is all he needs.
TEAM 44:
DR. STRANGE ... This sorcerer could use his magic to keep vamps at by.
SPAWN ... Brought back from Hell to fight evil. Get him.
HELLBOY ... Immortal demon turned fighter for good? Yup.
ABE SAPIEN ... Hellboy's brave and intelligent sidekick.
GHOST RIDER ... Slay vamps with chains and show 'em their sins.
TEAM 45:
VENOM ... Persuade his full allegiance to good, that's one tough slayer.
RHINO ... Vampires rammed.
GREEN-GOBLIN/NORMAN OSBORN ... Man of science, flight, and weaponry.
NEW GOBLIN/HARRY OSBORN ... Same with him.
THE LIZARD ... If he fought for good, vampires would be torn to pieces.
TEAM 46:
THE WATCHMEN:
DR. MANHATTAN ... This man can stop ANYTHING.
OZYMANDIAS ... Brilliant fighter with his hands and feet. He needs stakes.
THE COMEDIAN ... Brave and crazy soldier and good with his hands and guns.
SILK SPECTRE II ... This babe can fight. Get her stakes.
NITE OWL ... This dude is a bad ass owl.
RORSCHACH ... Sociopath who just needs silver.
TEAM 47:
THE FANTASTIC FOUR:
MR. FANTASTIC ... He could stake from several feet away.
INVISIBLE GIRL ... She could stake whenever she wanted.
THE THING ... He could crush vamps intto jelly.
HUMAN TORCH ... He could burn vamps to a crisp.
DR. DOOM ... He could use his powers to dice them in four pieces.
TEAM 48:
KING LEONIDAS (300) ... Killing vampires Roman-style? Sure.
THEMISOTKELES (300: Rise of an Empire): Same for him.
LEGOLAS ... Silver tipped arrows everywhere. Not a missed vamp heart.
SPARTACUS ... Give this man a silver-bladed sword, it's over.
CRIXUS ... Same for this dude.
GANNICUS ... Same for this dude.
MADMARTIGAN ... Same for this dude.
"I just bet my balls.......and shook on it".
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sajmeister2000
16 years ago
Very impressive, I can see a lot of thought has gone into this!
Nice one!!
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spidysense97-1
16 years ago
Not really, about a day's worth. My mind just wanted to play and i went a little too far with it, that's all. Thanks for the compliment, though. I bet it took you a while to read all that.
"Imagination is the Figment"
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scouterrob
16 years ago
1. Blade - totally bad. I'd go with the original Marvel comics Blade and not the vampire hybrid played by Wesley Snipes.
2. Whistler - somome has to make all those cool weapons fopr the team to use.
3. Frank Castle aka The Punisher - totally ruthless and not afraid to kill anyone or anything that needs killing.
4. Mal Reynolds - every slayer team nees a little comic relief, but Mal is also a True Believer and natural born leader.
5. River Tam - nothing in the 'verse can stop her.
6. Shepherd Book - every team of Slayers needs a man of faith, and in a pinch, Shepherd Book is one bad ass operative.
7. Faith: next best thing to River Tam, and a hell of a lot hotter than Buffy.
8&9. Angel and Spike: every slayer team needs some actual vampire muscle.
10. Charles Gunn - the perfect sidekick.
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sajmeister2000
16 years ago
The Crow/Eric Draven is a good choice and also theoretically his blood maybe deadly to the vampires because his blood can raise the dead but iof the dead are already raised (such as vampires and zombies) than it would have an opposing effect on them, thus killing them.
Also I would consider Seth (Michael Jai White) from Universal Soldier: The Return, badass or what!
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