My favourite part...
...is when Ricky tries to keep G to stay by making his assistant(?) talk to G on the phone while he, Ricky, tells the assistant what to say with charades. It's the funniest part of this movie!
(The movie itself was not that good though, but it's not the worst thing I've ever seen, so that's okay)
But John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.