Minnie Driver


Why was she even in this film? Actually why was this character in this movie?
That person (im my opinion) was completely unnecessary!
Otherwise I liked the movie a lot, Christian was amazing.. Again. :)

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I agree. I just don't like her. Horrible actress and funny looking too........

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She wasn’t completely useless, without her Slater would’ve died halfway thru the movie.

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Not that this movie had a complicated plot or anything, but I found it hard to follow the film when all I could think about was how gigantic Minnie Driver's face is. It's like the front end of a VW bus.

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"Well James, you know I was the first Actress offered the part of 'Rose' in Titanic,...but 'Mr. Cameron' thought my head and boobs were too big and that the title of the movie TITANIC would take on a whole new meaning!"
(Audience explodes in Laughter)
(Minnie looks curious and unsure of why the audience is laughing at her)
(Minnie continues) "But of course I made a few demand's that might have put the Producer's OFF as well,...I wanted soooo much for Josh (Brolin) to play the part of Jack,...and of course, in my dressing room, I wanted plain green M&M's in a 'red' cup, along with 5 cases of Crystal', My dog Rufus there....and,....I wanted to wear a brassiere two sizes too small too 'enhance' my bosom,....and (James) "Well that's all the time we have Ms. Minnie,...Goodnight All!"

(Minnie) "Wait,...wait,...I want to Star in the next Catwoman movie,...and I want a horde of Angry Pirates to molest me in a remake of the Pirates of Penzance!" 'And,...and,...

(stage manager) "Er;... Ms. Driver,...the show's been over for ten minutes now,...

"Hmmph!" "Well where's the nearest nail salon?"



The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LMAO!!! Good One! Perhaps she should change her name to 'Mini VW Van Driver' Or Minnie Ha Ha! Or Minnie Me Face Driver,...or,...Minnie Mouse BigHead Driver,...or,...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO!

The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get!

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Woah, lot of hatred out there. Yes the film sucks and the character is pointless. Why the hatred?

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I like Minnie Driver and find her very beautiful! The rest of you can SUCK IT!!!!

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She's a sexy minx!

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Good to see I'm not the only one who finds Minnie Driver attractive...

I watched this movie again last night, and her character was kind of unecessary
But still, I guess you have to put a woman in every movie, I mean lets face it, could you imagine if Betty White had been the only woman in the film, My Goodness, that would be no fun...

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I'd do Minnie. You guys probably date supermodels.

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She is actually a pretty good actress. Anyone seen her alongside John Cleese in Will & Grace? Quality!

She did suck big time in this film (I've never heard a more dodgy American accent) but then so did Morgan Freeman.

Being sucky in a sucky film doesn't a sucky actor make.



"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."

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Yeah, you're right, the movie should've only had Christian Slater, Randy Quaid and Morgan Freeman in it, and no one else. Even the rain was unnecessary, it shoul'dve been filmed entirely in an empty warehouse. That would solve the problems with boats and jetskis. Also, lose the guns, you can just as easily point your finger and yell BANG! BANG!
I suggest you pass on your plans of being a casting director.

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I dunno...you more or less described Reservoir Dogs.

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first off: as one poster put it, "imagine if betty white were the only woman in this film..."
secondly: minnie driver is an unconventionally lovely and talented actress and singer, and her part isn't unneccesary because her character saves slater's character's life midway thru the movie.

gregory 040612.

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Well, he wouldn't have been in the jail cell if her character never exsisted so...

By Grabthar's Hammer...what a savings.

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hah! great point.

"Whoo-ah"

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Throughout the film, I was hoping she would be killed.

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You guys are seriously complaining about a woman as good looking as Minnie Driver running around completely wet for an hour and a half? Um yeah just go ahead and come out of the closet.

Utah! Get me two.

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Seriously. If MD rubbed up against any one of these virgins on the subway they'd probably cream their underoos.

Amy: I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!

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I think she's hot and beautiful in this movie.

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