Best line of the movie
"I'm looking for money."
NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY
Like we need your support...
I also laughed pretty hard when the dad finds his son took a urinal cake from the men's room.
Dad: "Why do you have a urinal cake on you, Calvin?!"
Calvin:"Because we...don't...have one!"
Beth: "That's OK sweetie, I don't have one either."
Calvin: "You want this one?"
"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."