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Charlie Sheen cameo.

posted 14 years ago by critic2009
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I love Charlie Sheen in this cameo, although he is in two scenes...I guess it isn't technically a cameo. But, hilarious nonetheless.

Sheen: Were you stoned?
Malkovich: Ofcourse...ofcourse I was stoned.

Sheen makes acting motion of sucking on a joint.

Sheen: There you go. End of story. You were stoned.

Great scene between Sheen and Malkovich.

I love how Malkovich tells him that Maxine calls him Lotte during sex and Malkovich is assuming she may be a witch and or lesbian.

Sheen: A lesbian witch that calls you Lotte. That's *beep* genius!

The scene is right up there with Sheen and Jennifer Grey in Ferris Buellers Day Off. Gotta love those Sheen cameos.

[–] rooprect 14 years ago

Sheen was hilarious (and I loved the bald cap!), but I think the best cameo in the film had to be Brad Pitt. Maxine comes on the news camera and makes a speech before turning around & walking off. The camera pans back, and for half a second we see Brad Pitt with this classic look of 'wtf just happened'. I laughed so hard.

[–] mah11 11 years ago

LMAO.. That was hi-larious.

[–] Shamtastic 11 years ago

I absolutely love the subtle humor. The Brad Pitt cameo was awesome as was Sean Penn and the critic from the LA Times. Also during one of the first scenes where I think Cameron Diaz was inside Malkovich and he has this little monologue about the difference between a bath mat and a lubricated whatever the *beep* it was. Brilliant.

That idea aint' worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.

[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

it gets a golf clap!

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[–] smoko 11 years ago

@critic2009 I love Charlie Sheen in this cameo, although he is in two scenes...
What was the second scene? I only remember the scene he had with Malkovich freaking out.

[–] geoh777 11 years ago

Near the end, he shows up at "Malkovich's" house seven years later (wearing a fake bald head with a few strands of combover).

[–] smoko 11 years ago

@geoh777 I forgot about that, when rewatching I always switched it off after the Malkovich puppeteer documentary. Thanks.

[–] CokeBottle_Glasses 11 years ago

It makes me laugh every time.

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"I think this is my supervillain origin."

[–] mrgogonyc 10 years ago

Totally agree. Been awhile since I've seen it but I remember it being even funnier because of the Malkovich voiceover set up before we see Sheen. Something like "I decided to consult the most trusted friend I know." Or something like that. Anyone who can give us the correct quote?

"If it is not in the frame, it does not exist!"