Who's penis is that?


It's not mentioned in the parental guide, but there is a brief shot of peen when Diaz's character first experiences John Malkovich. Is this actually him, or some body double?

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I didn't see it. Are you sure it wasn't his belt that Maxine was undoing, whilst astride of him?🐭

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It was during her very first experience, when Malkovich is in the shower. It's very brief and easy to miss, but definitely a penis.

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Yup... 37 minutes into the movie, exactly.

It's a circumcised penis, with a deformed curve to the left.
The curve can be straightened either by hanging weights
or the Bib Hanger, or any penis extension device which pulls the head
of the penis away from the base, stretching it.

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That's what I love about these boards, learning something new and exciting every day.🐭

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Yup... 37 minutes into the movie, exactly.

It's a circumcised penis, with a deformed curve to the left.
The curve can be straightened either by hanging weights
or the Bib Hanger, or any penis extension device which pulls the head
of the penis away from the base, stretching it.


Uhh. No. It's not. It's his leg. If you actually pay attention instead of looking for things that aren't there, you'll see a few frames later that his FOOT is attached to it.

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That is a long penis.

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...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.

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Sometimes we see what we want to see.

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