Let's see if we can do this...
(1) A guy and a girl can't be BEST friends without one having more feelings than the other
(2) Singing horribly at a karaoke is endearing
(3) Rupert Everett is of course amazing, but he just has to be gay
(4) There will always be dancing
k keep it going...
5. DON'T lick the ice sculptures!
share6. Michael is like George... Only straight.
share7. It's the right thing to do for young girls to give up their dreams of being architects and follow their badly-paid husbands around for their jobs.
8. It's normal to meet and plan a huge wedding really quickly, but forget to invite your "best friend" until less than a week before it.
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9) nothing is lower than pus
10) you can be 20 and still order an amstel light in a bar
11) you can receive an letter from your boss the same day they got an email from your father-in-law
12) sucking a ring off your ex's finger is in no way inappropriate or sexual; you're just getting the ring back
13) if you're smoking on a non-smoking floor, just offer the bellhop a drag and he'll leave you alone, offering sage advice
14) you can secretly ask three favors in one favor
15) people from new york are allowed more leeway for bad behavior than others
(and something we honestly learned)
16) you can have a guy adore you for almost a decade, but you will never want him back until he is unavailable
[Everybody's happy nowadays]
17) On any given day you can sing a song in a restuarant and get the whole place to sing with you if it is an old well known song from the 70s.
18) It is ok to try on someone elses wedding ring.
19)Men and Women CAN really be best friends with out any romance!
20)Even Julia Roberts looks ugly smoking!
21) paul giamatti started out in a low-paying job
22) you won't win a fight in a public bathroom
23) you can't be jello when you are creme brule
24) not even helium can make a bad song sound good
25) when you love someone you should just say it
26) don't leave the keys in the bread truck
27) don't forget to shave now
28. You won't get him thinking and a-prayin', wishin' and a-hopin'...
29. Michael and Juls were a wrong fit right from the start.
30. It's okaye to look at your half-naked best friend who's not your wife. Especially if you've seen them a lot more naked than that.
31. Juls looks really good without her clothes on.
32. Scotty (the younger brother) is the best looking guy in any room.
33. It's the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor.
34. Wisdom is born of pain.... [hot, damn if that's not true]
35. Brevity is the order of the day when calling George (and Werner). lol.
36. George will embarrass you... only if he can.
37. If Juls didn't have to hate Kimmy, she'd adore her.
38. Breaking someone's heart in the short run is really doing them a favor.
39. When you ask a girl to marry you, you have to give an engagement ring.
40. When you're travelling in a cab with your best friend and you're "fianc�," it's okaye to stare at your best friend like you want to break him in half and suck out the middle.
41. Pretending to be gay attracts women.
42. A pre-conjugal visit... takes a few hours.
43. George knew "that someday would end up like this: like some glittering Doris Day-Rock Hudson extravaganza."
44. If you're the maid of honor (& best man), you don't have to get the couple a gift because you're loaning them a song.
45. It never would have worked out. Not because it was dishonest, they just had different temperaments.
46. You have to tell your crush that you love them. Bite the bullet. [so hard]
Something I NEVER realized and I don't know how I've watched this movie a million times and not known. I always thought he said: "IF he chooses Kim" NOT "He'll choose Kim".
47. George told Juls EXACTLY what would happen and what to do, but she didn't even listen.
Psht. With that, I'm done. lol. I love this movie!
**Michael.JACKSON**
48. Death by minibar is so glamorous.
can't think of any more that other people haven't said.
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That was longer than a heartbeat!
49. Do not write and save an email on your best friend's future father-in-law's computer because there's a slim chance that it will get sent before anyone else can see it
50. You can drive like a maniac in Chicago and not have to worry about getting pulled over
51. If your bride-to-be drives away she will not go to the place where you proposed to her
52. Don't trust someone that you've known for only 8 minutes...they could try to break up you and your fiance
53. Leaving a facial mask on for who knows how long will not be fun to take off after you wake up
54. Don't bolt out of the elevator or you will send a platter of food flying and will get trapped talking to a couple middle-aged sluts
55. People will still love you even after you attempt to screw up their life
~My friends, you bow to no one~
56. Never lean on doors when you're expecting someone to open them
57. Always lock you're computer (password protect) who knows who might be interested in using your email account
58. Always delete unwanted email drafts Never save them for later
59. Unlike Jules, Kim doesn't pull away when you hug her.
60. Jules does wear pink (just not around Michael).
61. George likes to crash weddings.
62. Movies are better with random music videos in them.
63. My God, what a hideous room.
64. Jules didn't touch her cake.
65. We never get a good look at Kimmy's wedding dress!(Still bothers me to this day)
66. Kimmy! (Kimmy?) Kimmy! (Kimmy?)
67. George has the moves of a jungle cat.
68. Race you to the alter.
69. It wasn't at all rude of Kimmy to announce in front of everyone at lunch how "worried" she had been about Jules based on what Michael told her about all of those men, all of those failed relationships, and never finding the right guy...
70. Jules had to meet a lot of old people after absorbing profanity.
72. The claw looking pot holders all the waiters had made the Say A Little Prayer scene even funnier.
73. Jules has changed. Now she's comfortable with the...yucky...love stuff...
74. Michael sure can kiss.
75. In 1997, 28 was too old to be single and unwed.
76. Don’t pull on the sleeve of someone whose getting their suit tailored.
77. No matter how crazy you act, it’s totally ok, as long as you love someone…that much.
78. If no one is chasing you, you’re not the one.
79. Love may not always have a happy ending for you, but it will for someone else.
80. Saying goodbye is the right thing to do.
I will always wonder what would have happened if Jules had told Michael she loved him on the ferryboat.
I wonder too. However, George told her that he'd choose Kimmy, and he did.I don't see why Jules' timing of telling Michael she loved him would have changed his choice.
shareI think that if Jules would have told Michael that she loved him, she wouldn't have acted so insanely to break them up because he would have said, "I love you, too. But I'm in love with Kim".
**Michael.JACKSON**
91. Kimmie can NEVER be Jell-o.
92. By God, there will be dancing.
Get me a bromide! And put some gin in it!
11) you can receive an letter from your boss the same day they got an email from your father-in-law
8. It's normal to meet and plan a huge wedding really quickly, but forget to invite your "best friend" until less than a week before it.
81. Someone's whole family will get killed if a dish doesn't turn out properly
82. It takes Jules 30 days to return a phone call... less when it's Michael
83. Kimmy's mom looks like her little sister even though Kimmy just called her "Mom".
84. Kimmy is sweet and chocolate-covered
85. George hates to fly.
86. Kimmy was worried about Jules and thought that her heartache was hilarious. Rude.
87. Michael has a symphonic range of snoring... which is worse than ever
88. Kimmy can't carry a tune
89. George can asks his guests if they want coffee and start pouring wine. lol
90. Jules and Michael are the same person, self-absorbed and vaguely lovable.
**Michael.JACKSON**
I have the last eight!!!
93. George is Jules’ editor.
94. Kimmi would be miserable tagging along behind Michael; Jules wouldn’t.
95. Try not to be alone in an elevator with your ex’s fiancée.
96. One person we can’t feel all sorry for: Ms. Preteen Illinois.
97. It takes one woman in a billion to put up with Michael’s crap.
98. Kimmi always says the wrong thing. It’s in her character.
99. When someone is annoyingly perfect, there’s probably nothing annoying about her perfection; it’s vulnerable (and endearing). And that can be annoying as *beep*
100. George is the perfect best friend. Even though he’s gay, he’d feel you up in front of your ex to make him jealous.
"Do you even remember what you came here to find?"
WE DID IIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!
shareYay! I still hafta watch this movie though, lol.
''They are shaping me into something gaudy. Something lethal.''
Just watched for the first time. So:
101. A delivery van is fast enough to keep up with a sedan.
102. Don't discuss personal matters in a public restroom, or the ladies there will gang up on you.
103. It is perfectly acceptable at ritzy weddings to wrestle over the bride's bouquet when she throws it.
I'm watching it now:
104. People in karaoke bars are listening to a song with a different beat, hence the clapping off-beat.
105. Two people in love never share with each other than the man's best (female) friend is the one planting doubts about the other in their minds.
106. Nothing can go wrong when a man asks his best friend, who is also his ex-lover, to befriend and take part in his wedding to another woman. A woman who is the exact opposite of his ex-lover.
107. A woman should be ready to drop out of college, forego her plans to be an architect, joyfully endure crap from her volatile and moody fiance's conniving ex-lover, and publicly humiliate herself by begging her fiance to forgive her for listening to his conniving ex-lover.
108. It makes perfect sense to trust your ex-lover to keep the wedding ring you've purchased for your intended bride.
You have ice cream. Why are there tears?
109. Jules is a two-faced, big-haired, food critic.
share110. Annie's song sounds better with helium!
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