They could have put up the faces of just about everyone running for president in this last election. Seriously, what planet is Michele Bachmann from? And no one can smile as much as Mitt Romney does, he's got to be a tentacled creature from the planet Kolob with an upscale version of an Edgarsuit. And everyone knows about Hillary Clinton, she admitted as much publicly back in the '90s in an interview with the respected periodical Weekly World News. (Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes...or so I've heard!) No wonder every time you turned around there were Men In Black all over the place!
Oh, and speaking of Edgarsuits, President Obama needs to talk to his tailor, because come on now, that one's not fooling anyone. They can't even get the ears right!
Poor Rick Perry, he was the only human in the race and didn't even know it. It was painful to watch him giving straight talk at the debates, while Bachmann, Romney, and Gingrich kept countering him with alien gibberish - no wonder he got so confused sometimes!
And we get to have all that fun again in a couple of years. I'm not sure who's thinking of running this time around, but Hillary seems to be interested again. Even though she's about 240 years old, she makes regular trips to the mothership for reconstruction - I'm sure they can make her last for another ten years. Then there's New Jersey governor Chris Christie (who is clearly a Slitheen from Raxacoricofallapatorius), and our current vice-president Joe Biden (who appears to be part of the same species as Jeebs the pawnbroker).
Be sure to keep up with the latest developments by reading the world's only reliable news source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/
Now if you would be so very kind, please look into this flashy thingie.
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"Oh, well" said Zanoni, "to pour pure water in the muddy well does but disturb the mud !"
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Ash_Gilliams
11 years ago
I think Mitt Romney and the others were just same species alien plants, meant to divert focus from the actual intended overlord Obama. They're actually on the same side ... Sly stallone too. Think, throw mama from the train, but we're the mamas.
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silovik812
11 years ago
The idea that Obama is the Overlord is just another bit of disinformation to divert our attention from the hoards of plant aliens replacing world leaders and heads of corporations with alien pod people, and pumping greenhouse gases into the atmosphere to create global warming, to return the earth to a Carboniferous-Era climate in which the plant aliens can thrive. You have to ask yourself: how does FTD Florists get its spy-plants (cleverly disguised as flower arrangements) into just about every house so darn quick? Alien technology, that's the only explanation!
The problem with Obama is that he got the wrong Edgarsuit back from the cleaners. The suit didn't fit properly, but it was too late to look for the right one, so he had to go with it and hope nobody noticed. Of course, everyone did notice, but people were too polite to say anything about it. This, as I said before, has been something of a problem.
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"Oh, well" said Zanoni, "to pour pure water in the muddy well does but disturb the mud !"
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