Best Lines
Cant remember word for word but:
...then I'll have to start bringing Prince cd's up here...and you know he makes like 2-3 albums a week
cheese omelette? thats the best thing since the Jordan comeback
Cant remember word for word but:
...then I'll have to start bringing Prince cd's up here...and you know he makes like 2-3 albums a week
cheese omelette? thats the best thing since the Jordan comeback
Injections of sublime erections
There are many more but maybe I'm just kinky.
Nia - What if it rains
Larenz - Your not afraid of getting a little wet tonight
Yeah U just tripped and fell on his dick.
It's like it was call'n my name. "Nina", "Nina"
cuz i'm diggin u like a grave........
Get your popcorn ready
"with yo microwave cooking ass"
share"Romance is about the possibilty of the thang. You see its about the time between when you first meet some fine ass woman and when you first make love to her. And when you first ask a woman to marry you and when she says I do. When people who have been together a long time say that the romance is gone.. Mmm-hmm, what they really saying is.... theyve exhausted the possibilities" *swoons*
The first line out of Darius mouth..
"Romance is about the possibilty of the thang. You see its about the time between when you first meet some fine ass woman and when you first make love to her. And when you first ask a woman to marry you and when she says I do. When people who have been together a long time say that the romance is gone.. Mmm-hmm, what they really saying is.... theyve exhausted the possibilities"
Thank you (keezipee), that is my favorite line in Love Jones.
LOL! i think thats my favorite too. and when marvin got mad at nina for eating all his cereal..
"you couldnt eat the damn cap n' crunch!?" =]
I'm the blues in your left thigh...tryna become the funk in yo right
I think that's what Larenz says
I'm the blues in your left thigh...tryna become the funk in yo right
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^ "is that all rigghhtt" love how he SANGS that
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"Yes We Did"
One of many for me would be when Nina is talking to Joise about either going to NY or staying in Chicago and Joise says "Do it girl, do it". I dunno, I just like the way she says that line. I mock it all the time. lol
shareSavon had some cool monologues in this movie:
"...All yall, hop, skipping, jumpin and fallin in love and *beep* Falling in love aint *beep* Somebody PLEASE tell me how to stay that way. Do I love my wife? Hell yes. Is she here? [pause] Hell no. Aight? So as far as I'm concerned, [pause] all o' yall, can't just stepppp...." Remember how he did his hand at the end of that line.
"You and me aint done, Zeke!"... RIP Tom. He didn't believe ya, but we did:(
"i am remembering love"..
- Holy Jesus in heaven ! It's a giant Q-Tip. -hank (classic)
"Love is what you make, and with whom you make it."...Eddie Coles
shareWhen Darius follows Nina to the bus stop to call her a cab (after Hollywood refuses to take her home from the party)...when the cab arrives Darius starts yelling at Nina about not calling him, etc when she came back from NY...he says something to the effect of:
What you doin, hangin out with my boys, partying and _hit!
That was hilarious!
PEACE & BLESSINGS
HOLLYWOOD:
No, no, no. Don't tell me that. You should wear something like a thong or something. See her, her big ass wears bloomers, her ass so big it made me bump my big ass shrimp off my plate.
(cont'd)
Who me, naw. I don't wear draws. I just let it hang. You know, haha.
Savon: "Let me break it down so it can always and 4 eva be broke"
"I need sumethin I can set it off with"
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Savon Garrison: When a man gets a hard on, you know where the blood come from, right? You know where the blood come from, right? His head and his feet. So A - he's stupid and B - he can't run.
Too true!!
"I have so many objections I don't know where to start"
When Nina quotes a poem written by Sonia Sanchez:
I gather up
each sound
you left behind
and stretch them
on our bed.
Each nite
I breathe you
and become high.
"I'mma get me some mutha *beep* toasted Oates"
shareWhen Savon tells Darius at the party " wasn't it you who told me not to get married ,matter of fact all ya'll told me not to get married "
Darius tells Savon: " I said that ? Damn I did say that but, I also said the Commodores would get back together I mean who knew Man ! "
hilarious!
Darius: You wreckin my flow, okay?
Nina: excuse the f^ck out of me.....I had no idea I was wreckin your f^cking flow.
& all the other lines everyone else listed lol
I want my old man back! -Diana Ross, Mahogany
When Savon tells Darius: "Let me see your wallet cuz it got to be bad *beep* written on it".
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