Everybody knows that this movie had the greatest dialogue for a Black film ever.
Here are my picks.
Wood: "Then shoot me goddamit. Immortalize my sh**"
Darius: "Melancholy maybe. But not sad."
Savon: "Let me break it down, so it can forever and consistently be BROKE..."
"who are you to talk with your microwave cookin' ass!"
Vive la difference!
I have soooooo many but my most favorite line is "It's a masterpiece of minimalism"
shareed: "physics the s**t aint"
shareDarius:"Look, don't make me start bringing more C.D.'s up here okay [pause] cause I'll start bringing you Prince C.D.'s [pause] and you know how that brotha like to pump out 4 or 5 albums a week...I'll be up here everyday just all in ya face"
shareJosie:"Tell him [pause] if he snaps [pause] then you got him [pause] and there's no need to go, is there? But if he trys to act all cool and s**t well then hey, you just gonna have to go...teach his a** a lesson. Hello, do your thing girl [pause] do it."
shareI need some food that had parents, man.
shareMarvin: "Who ate up my MF Toasted Oats?"
Josie: "Played like an eight track, right? You did say that?"
Hollywood: [acts out] "Now you see that? That was a straight fumble!"
Josie: "Goodnight black people."
Nina: "Take off your clothes."
Darius: "Is there anything else I can do for you?"
Savon: "When you get a wife, then you can advise me on mine."
Sheila: "God is a woman baby!"
Nina: "Can you feel the heat down there? [places pillow between her legs} "S#*! I do!"
Ed: "Just let it go [pause] and walk away!"
Hollywood: "Now you know you need a massage."
Nina: "You always want what you want when you want it. Why is everything so urgent with you?"
Darius: "Let me tell you somethin'. This here, right now, at this very moment, is all that matters to me. I love you. That's urgent like a MF!"
Josie: "Damn..."
Nina: "So you just gonna come up here today and spend all your money?"
Wood: "One dinner."
Nina: "One dinner."
Wood: "It ain't algebra girl, come on."
I forgot how good and real this movie was....thanks for the quotes all.
I absoultely love this film, but there are a couple of quotes that stand out.
3) "Anyone with profound views on life know not to get married"
2) "Do I love my wife? Hell yeah. Is she here? Hell no."
1) And the greatest one of the all...."I just wanna come up & talk."
Hollywood, "Oh don't tell me that. Naw bloomers are for big girls. You'd look great in something like a thong... See her, she wears bloomers. She made me just drop my big ass shrimp on the floor."
Savon: "Who are you? the *beep* moral majority?"
"You and me aint done, Zeke!"... RIP Tom. He didn't believe ya, but we did:(
Wood: "Fortunately for you mere mortals, I use my powers for good"
Wood: Why is it always about sex with yall, you rub my back, I'll rub yours. A lil massage or sumthin