Best Ungar Line


There are so many. Let's discuss.

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"Tomorrow whack every kid in the neighborhood. Burn 'em all!"

"I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old and I'll have Burton Jernigan to thank."
"I can't tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with the minivan."

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh"--After slipping on the welcome mat and falling on his back.

"I'm comin' down!"



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I too laugh at "I'm comin' down! I don't know why it's so funny. But it is.

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I just love that line, and I too can't explain why it's funny.

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Anyone else care to pitch in their favorite Ungar lines?

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Ungar - Are you almost done in there?
Jernigan - Don't start with me!
Ungar - I'll wait

Or the bit where they're going upstairs and Alice complains that he stinks and Ungar says "Shurrup!" in a funny way :P

Harry: He took our picture!
Marv: How did my hair look?

Home Alone 2.. lol!

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Or the bit where they're going upstairs and Alice complains that he stinks and Ungar says "Shurrup!" in a funny way :P

I always thought he told Alice to shut up when she said that.
Alice: You got hit with a book?
Unger: "Books...plural! A trunk full of books! And a pair of weights. We got hit twice, you big dumb broad!


A friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be in there with you!

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*opens door no sign of alex* I SAW THIS DOOR CLOSE!!!!

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Jernigan: "Unger, what's your position?"
Unger: "Heading to Washington Street."
J: "I didn't copy, where?"
U: "I SAID, I'm heading to Waaaaaaaaaa....." *gets hit by the minivan* "Stop, you nitwit!" *falls into snow*

After being told to freeze: "You gotta be kidding."

Everyone deserves a chance to fly...

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