BEST LINE IN MOVIE
ED- I think about a lot of things, squirrels, card board boxes, sticky things!
shareHaha what a hilarious movie!
I love the bit after Dexter tells Ed that he can't remember what his Dad looks like, and Ed says...
"I can't remember what my Dad looks like either. But at least I get to see him every day."
In Him we live and move and have our being...
There's TEN pages of people's favorite quotes on here. That's how you know this is a movie people truly love.
Surprised nobody said this gem:
Otis: I caught those Mondo brats dumping shark poison in our sauce.
Dexter: Shark poison!
Ed: Why would they want to harm those innocent sharks?
"What are you doing?"
"Stealing your truck!"
and when they're singing and dancing,
"Kurt's going to jail. Kurt's going to jail..." lol
Wow. Pretty much the whole script is on this thread.
shareif you high school drop outs are going to keep posting quotes, at least read a couple pages first. Posting the same quote thats been on there 10 times doesn't make you some comedy genius
look at me, im hot http://www.salon.com/sept97/mothers/obese970922.gif - stephcha
after ed and dexter got caught in mondo burger and kurt was trying to get ed to tell him what's in the sauce and Ed says "Dude, you need a tic tac." that has been used a lot but it was just hilarious there.
I don't have a signature.
When Ed is in the truck with Kurt
Kurt: I want you to make your sauce for Kurt
Ed: Who's Kurt?
Kurt: I'm Kurt!!!
Ed: I'm Ed
Kurt: I'm aware!!!
Ed: You said you were Kurt
LMFAO my brother n I were cracking up even years later at our 20s lol.
Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push. - The Joker
I'm surprised that no one has said it yet.
Dexter: Can I sit here?
Ed: In my lap?!
:-D
WHOA!!! A CLOCK!!!
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dexter: this is no time for a frozen treat .....but give me one
i love - dude you need a tic tac - that put the l in lol
best one is roxanne and ed when she asks him what he wants to do and he pulls out a razor and says "i always wanted to shave a martian, got a martian". That or when he gives shaq the tomato out of his pocket and says "consider yourself tomatoed" these two lines show how weird ed really is
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