ED- I think about a lot of things, squirrels, card board boxes, sticky things!
shareMr. Wheat: "Oh. Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro."
shareRoxanne:Don't you want to go somewhere alone, instead of playing minature golf. That sounds like a lot more fun doesn't it?
Ed:...NO !
Ahahaha I don't know the exact line for Roxanne but that part made me laugh a lot. Last night was the first time I've seen the movie in ages. Haha.
Break my heart for what breaks Yours.
I just recently saw the movie for the first time and absolutely loved it!
The funniest thing in the movie, I thought, was not a line, though. I laughed so hard during the scene where Dexter steals the ice cream truck because the name of the ice cream company is "O'Bese Brothers Inc."
The whole scene where Dexter recognizes Ed
Ed: "Hey Dex, u wanna hang out tonight?"
(Ed crashes into Otis)
Dexter: "you!"
Ed: "me?"
Dexter: "now I know where I saw you before, you're the roller blading nut that caused my accident"
Ed: :uuhhh, no"
Dexter: You're the reason why I owe nineteen hundred bucks, you're the reason why my mom found out I was driving without a license, man you cost me a fortune! You wrecked my summer, man you ruined my life!!
Ed: "Soooo, you don't wanna hang out tonight"
OR.....
the next day when Ed sits with him
Ed: "mind if I sit here"
Dexter: "yes, I do mind"
Ed: "thanks"
Dexter: "what are you doing"
Ed: "eating my lunch"
Dexter: "I told you I don't like you, can you get that through your head!"
Ed: "I can try"
Dexter: "I don't wanna sit by you, I don't wanna see you, I don't wanna smell you, I don't wanna hang out with you, I don't even wanna use words with the letter U!"
OR....
at the end when Kurt is getting arrested
Ed and Dexter: "...cause when you mess with Good Burger, yoouuu go in the grinder!!!"
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! I've definitely seen it too many times...LOL!
Kurt: You make your sauce for Kurt.
Ed: Who's Kurt?
Kurt: I'm Kurt.
Ed: I'm Ed.
Kurt: I'm aware!
Ed: You said you were Kurt.
And when Ed starts telling Dexter the recipe, and he just yells "Stop it! Stop talking!"
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"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too." - Mitch Hedberg
Baily: Did you turn on the g^d da^^ switch?
There were good lines in this movie?
shareCustomer: Can I get two Good Burgers
Ed: Well, I have to get them, customers aren't allowed behind the counter
Customer: Just give me two Good Burgers
Ed: Dude, I can't just GIVE you two Good Burgers. You have to pay for them.
Introduce them to Punchy McGee and Fisty O'Flannagin!
I think the best line was when they were being taken by the guys from the insane asylum and Dexter was like "You strong but you'll never be half the man yo mama was" LMAO!!!
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