BEST LINE IN MOVIE
ED- I think about a lot of things, squirrels, card board boxes, sticky things!
shareHot chick to the dumb guy: I love your sauce, how do you make it?
But then again, I have a dirty mind.
When Dexter tackled Ed... Friggin hilarious!
Ed: Dexter, you're squishing my pancreas
Homer: [after hitting a deer statue] D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!
Ed: What am I supposed to do?
Roxanne: HELLO?!???
Ed: Hello!! (turning back to Dexter) What am I supposed to do?
hahahahahaha.
good job! you've just improved your reading skills by reading this!
Kurt: How does 10 dollars sound?
Ed: I don't know. Sounds kinda like (scrunching bill in his ear) crushcrushcrushscrush.
Customer: That's it. I'll see you in HELL!
Ed: Okay! See ya there!
Roxanne: Why don't we go somewhere where we can be alone? Maybe get to know each other a little better? Doesn't that sound like a lot more fun than mini golf?
Ed: (looks at camera) NO! Come on! (I just love the way he looks at the camera, lol)
Roxanne blows Ed a kiss, and then Ed tries to but ends up blowing a raspberry. LMAO
Dexter: You won't believe who I just saw!
Ed: Who, Elvis?!
Roxanne: How would you like to go on a date?
Ed: With who?
Roxanne: Me, silly!
Ed: Oh, me silly too!
Mr. Wheat: Brother Reed, you have messed up my afro.
Ed: Is it because I'm black?
Ed: Strawberry jacuzzi! Hohohohoho!
Dexter: You can't just walk up to the door, ring the bell and say "how-de-doo neighbor!" LOL
Ed: What am I supposed to do?
Roxanne: Hello?
Ed: Hello!! (turning back to Dexter) What am I supposed to do?
Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-Patrick Star
i was watching this the other day and as soon as i heard that i died laughing. i too am a pervert hahaha.
if im not wasted, the night is
Customer: I'll see you in hell!
ED: OK...see you there! What a nice guy? But he didn't have to through the bread everywhere.
when mr. wheat is telling dexter that he's worried about him:
Dexter: i'm worried about you, too. i mean, have you seen yourself lately? the 'fro, the boots, & this jacket, you have a nice summer, shaft.
later, when ed is saying stupid stuff to dexter:
Dexter: you see, right about now, i'd smack you in your head, but i'm not sure that your brain would understand the concept of pain.
also, anytime kurt would tell someone "i'm aware." after i saw this movie as a kid, whenever someone would tell me something i knew already, i would say to them, "i'm aware." god, i drove my mom nuts doing that.
I LOVE L.D.!