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Things we've learned from Good Burger

posted 16 years ago by roguetrip99
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1. When you mess with Good Burger, you go in the grinder
2. God REALLY hates Mr. Wheat
3. Ed really isn't as stupid as he acts
4. No one has abbreviated Fizz's name before
5. Deedee doesn't eat fur
6. Mental patients are great dancers
7. If a dog barks twice, it means that four clowns are in trouble
8. Kurt likes to refer to himself in the 3rd person
9. Chickens don't moo
10. Mondo Burger really does have a grinder
11. Fast food is important enough for a Hollywood-caliber restaurant opening
12. Corn dogs look great with a turtleneck
13. Roxanne's butt is fine
14. Ed doesn't remember what his dad looks like, but gets to see him every day
15. A man in his 70s can survive a 3 story jump

[–] MickeyKnox_666 16 years ago

16. Otis likes hot jacuzzis
17. Ed's secret sauce includes, among other things, ketchup and lemon juice
18. Ed is an Elvis fan
19. People WILL come out for the red carpet opening of a burger joint
20. Security guards are undone by spontaneous dance

[–] taylorrr 16 years ago

21. A meat patty is something, not nothing.
22. The manager knows Ed's name.
23. There's no way a man can watch his own butt.
24. I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. And we're all dudes.
25. Ed and Dexter have never been to Australia.
26. Heather has a cute head.
27. Ed weighs about 150.
28. When Ed was 6, he said his first word. His mom thinks it was trousers, but he thinks it was tweezers.

[–] crazydude1989 16 years ago

29. Ed has 6 toes on his left foot
30. Ed is silly ("me, silly!" "oh, me silly too!")
31. Kurt must look awfully strange naked
32. 10 dollars sounds like "crushcrushcrushcrush"
33. A good way to lose somebody chasing after you in a car is to throw ice cream on their windows.
34. Not too many people apparently carry their own jars of sauce
35. Dexter has messed up Mr. Wheat's afro
36. Dexter must really suck
37. Ed isn't like other people
38. Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail jail jail
39. Kurt is aware
40. You get fired if you show up to work without pants
41. To say "this," you just go "thhhhiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss."

Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-Patrick Star

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[–] blaque108 15 years ago

61. The key work to Summer Vacation is...VACATION.
62. Dexter doen't have a driver license
63. Dexter haven't been in an accident to your knowledge

[–] ilikepurplexd 15 years ago

64. There is no way a man can watch their own butt
65. Illegal substance is responsible for Mondo Burger's 'enormal' burgers.
66. In order to sneak into Mondo Burger, all you have to do is jump on the giant burger, then jump on the giant fry, jump on the cup, then shimmy up the straw.
67. Ed may not remember what his father looks like, but at least he gets to see him everyday.

There are three types of people in this world- People who can count, and People who cant...

[–] MarshallBruceMathersIII 15 years ago

has plagued mankind of years.

for* not of :)

Then: subsequently or soon afterward
Than: used to compare things

[–] Thor_Bonhosowitz 15 years ago

68. Playing mini-golf is much more fun than spending alone time with a model.
69. Ed sleeps and showers in his uniform.
70. Spatch isn't a people person.
71. Yo-yo's cost $13.
72. Dexter has never driven a sandwich.
73. $13 is almost $14!

[–] TobiasFunkeisQueenMary 15 years ago

74. Dexter doesnt want to be partners with Ed because he's black
75. Kurt is going to jail
76. Dexter must really suck
" Your Fired" Lucille Bluth
"You Cant Fire Me Im your son. I fire you"
Buster Bluth

[–] roguetrip99 15 years ago

77. Kurt doesn't like Ed, he just wants to use him
78. That's not "natural"

It took me years to get this joke. So, so wrong...

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[–] mariomaster5 15 years ago

80. In order to have your order taken, you need the counter guy..

[–] yankees1189 14 years ago

81. When your restaurant only makes $43 and change, its not the best time to ask for a raise.

Whether you're team Jacob or Team Edward, you're still a loser.
sXe for life.

[–] nickd321 14 years ago

82. People can be thrown into mental institutes via no formal assessment of their mental health and no consideration of the persons family and friends

83. America's so-called food and hygiene checks in restaurants do not in fact exist

84. Kurt seems to have the money to afford to have two personal assistants yet wants to open a fast-food burger joint

[–] homestar_is_cool 14 years ago

85. Abe Vigoda is one hell of a fry man.
86. You can tear up contracts because Ed is black.
87. Ed always wears that outfit. Always.

[–] crazydude1989 14 years ago

88. If anyone can get the sauce out of Ed, Roxanne can
89. Ed and Dexter aren't too fast with the trash talk now
90. Don't spend the night sleeping at work
91. Never be rude to the elderly
92. Today's court system is very congested
93. Ovens can run amok because of the heat actuator
94. Dexter could slap Ed in his head but his brain probably wouldn't understand the concept of pain
95. You can't just be GIVEN food at a fast food joint, you have to pay for it

Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-Patrick Star

BAZINGA!--Sheldon Cooper

[–] koffeenkreame41-1 14 years ago

96. It's a good thing when Ed tackles some old lady.
97. Ed often thinks about things that are sticky.
98. Dexter didn't like using words with the letter "U".
99. Poor cows.
100. Even Shaquille O'Neal could see that Ed wasn't like regular people.
101. Giant burgers can break your car.
102. Dexter couldn't see Mr. Wheat's car because some dude of rollerblades.
103. Ed is aware that Kurt is Kurt even though he's aware that Kurt was aware that Ed was Ed.
104. Ed gave a customer a good shake because he asked for a Good Shake.
105. Ed REALLY loves strawberry jacuzzis.
106. Ed wasn't really into hotties like Roxanne, he was more into psychopaths in asylums.
107. Roxanne was hungry for Ed even though Ed isn't edible.
108. Mr. Wheat LOVES Mondo Burger but apparently Mondo Burgers didn't like him.
109. Mr. Wheat dresses like Shaft. dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!!
110. Kurt is BOTH your mother AND your father.
111. Josh Server couldn't serve poor Robert Wuhl two good burgers. Shame.
112. Otis should've died years ago.
113. You don't need a wrench to fix the Milkshake machine, just flip the switch.

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.

[–] koffeenkreame41-1 13 years ago

BUMP

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.

[–] crazydude1989 13 years ago

-Ed is not edible
-It doesn't make sense if a vegetarian eats dairy
-The customer who wanted the burger with nothing on it seemed like such a nice guy but he didn't have to throw the bread everywhere
-Shaquille O'Neal should consider himself tomatoed
-Kurt can be on a catwalk and down within 2 seconds
-Ed stole an empty can, but it wasn't empty when he found it

"I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich. Get a life!"

BAZINGA!!!!

[–] murfdog19 13 years ago

You will not get fired from Good Burger for swimming in the milkshake machine, or irritating customers to the point that they leave the store; counting the days until your competition puts you out of business.

You will get fired from Good Burger for showing up to work without your pants.

Not me, I don't care what happens!

[–] silver_and_black_18 13 years ago

-Kelly Divine IS NOT recognizable to me in clothes
-Crazy girls don't kiss on the first date
-"Dude" needs a remix
-We DON'T want the remake of Good Burger starring Russell Brand and Seth Rogen

[–] kidzbpq 12 years ago

These "n things I learned" threads are stupid.

[–] koffeenkreame41-1 12 years ago

Aww, come on, man, they're hilarious as hell, especially when you've seen the movies.

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

[–] BJSmith81 11 years ago

- You apparently can get "Detroit Leather" in an Infiniti (Nissan's upscale brand)

[–] c-dishon 11 years ago

And you have to order Detroit leather from Detroit.

[–] acidbenvolio 11 years ago

And they always get you with those extras!

[–] koffeenkreame41-1 10 years ago

BUMP

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

[–] roguetrip99 10 years ago

137. It's extremely easy to get a job at Good Burger, even if you lie about your driving record
138. Mr. Wheat hates to put a black man in jail
139. Sharks are innocent
140. Mondo Burger is the home of the big booty burger
141. Ed's sauce includes ketchup and lemon juice
142. Ed likes Dexter as a friend and all, but...

[–] DoubtingMustafa 11 years ago

114. Ed has a secret place.
115. Dexter doesn't have it -- he's swinging from a dang pipe.
116. Ed took matters into his own hands by dumping the triampathol into the meat grinder to make Mondo Burger a victim of its own foul play.
117. Space aliens have never landed in Ed's brain and told him to free the kangaroos from the zoo.
118. Ed is a few tacos short of a combination plate.
119. Monique is going home because that's where her stuff is.
120. Ed tries to keep his head nice.
121. Shaquille O'Neil should consider himself tomatoed.

[–] crazydude1989 11 years ago

123. Monique is ALL that
124. The striped uniforms really bring out the color of Monique's eyes but you should imagine how embarrassed she was when she came to work and saw everybody wearing the same thing
125. The pickle bits, d-d-dey flexible, dey not crunchy, therefore making it difficult to build a Mondo burger
126. If you want to break out of an insane asylum, start a flash mob and get the guards to dance, then knock them out and steal the keys
127. Otis needs a hot JACUZZI!
128. Roxanne's butt ... is fine!
129. Classic waltz music sucks according to George Clinton
130. The big huge scary man is killin' Sydney!
131. Playing cards are edible
132. You can be completely oblivious to a giant building directly across the street from work that's been under construction for 10 months
133. A high school won't care if you drive to school and park there without a parking pass, and how would you get a parking pass with no license?
134. Chunks are something that's served at a fast food burger place
135. A fast food place is worthy of having a huge red-carpet grand opening complete with limos, paparazzi, a live band, VIPs . . .
136. A huge fancy burger joint like Mondo Burger only sells burgers, shakes and fries.

Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.

[–] koffeenkreame41-1 10 years ago

137. Monique is all what?

LOL, we gotta keep this going haha!

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

[–] crazydude1989 10 years ago

138. When Otis says the sauce makes him glad he's not dead, you know it's the sh!t

139. An old man can survive a 3-story jump

140. Ed is a dude! Throwin ice cream! HAVE SOME VANILLA! YEAH, FUUUUUUUUDGE!

141. A baby can be mistaken for a basketball and even thrown through a hoop

142. Ed literally can't get the fact that Dexter doesn't like him, through his head

143. Dexter probably will see Monique later

144. On a day where your restaurant only makes 43.09, it is NOT a good idea to ask your boss for a raise

145. Somebody should get Otis to a hospital because he might have broke his ass

146. To prevent someone from ratting you out to the cops, just throw them in an insane asylum, even if they aren't really "insane."

147. Kurt is probably a scientist because he has all these weird illegal chemicals

Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.

[–] crazydude1989 9 years ago

If you want to sneak into your rival restaurant's kitchen, just dress in drag and start freaking out for an employee to get you water

One possible reason why a contract should be null and void is because one of the parties might be black

When you get your drivers license, they put it in yo hand

#pennygetyourownwifi

[–] koffeenkreame41-1 8 years ago

BUMP. This thread is awesome lol 

"I'm the ultimate badass,you do NOT wanna f-ck wit me!"Hudson,Aliens😬