Is this the closest thing to a Michael Bay movie that wasn't actually directed by Michael Bay?
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/lcri8l/what_movie_did_you_think_was_made_by_a_certain/
It's got all the trademarks of a dumb-but-fun Bay film: a ridiculous plot, tons of explosions, slow-motion shots of the bad guys.
https://www.reddit.com/r/flicks/comments/4bwzjl/what_were_the_first_michael_bayesque_films/
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/68nuj1/why_con_air_was_not_a_michael_bay_film/
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4reivr/ode_to_simon_west_the_same_man_that_directed_con/
https://independent-magazine.org/2018/08/17/rewind-scott-rosenberg-con-air/