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5 reasons why this is the best bad movie ever!

posted 15 years ago by WildYoungHeart
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I am a fan of "so bad it's good" movies. But Anaconda takes the cake! Here we have 5 reasons why it's the best bad movie ever.

1) Jon Voight. The horrible accent, his thighs of death, being vomited by a snake...and let's not forget his bad acting in general.

2)The guy who was unconscious during 99% of the movie, only to wake up for 30 seconds to save the day. Epic timing.

3)The snake can apparently slither at high speeds until it gets close to Jennifer Lopez. At this point, her butt uses it's snake charming capabilities to slow the snake down to 3 mph.

4)Ice Cube. 'Nuff said.

5)The snake swimming underwater after just eating someone, revealing a face visible! It looks like he died screaming!! Not scary. I laughed....I may have peed my pants from laughing.

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[–] Elmtree64 15 years ago

- The snake's stomach's point-of-view of someone being swallowed -- hilarious!!

- The snake's 1950s-era stock monster scream. Be it "Lost in Space" or "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea", all monsters sounded exactly the same -- and so does this rubber snake!

- The rubber snake -- which looked ALMOST as fake as the CGI snake.

- The CGI snake, which looked just plain STUPID.

- The Bad Guy who made sure we (the audience and the other characters) knew he was the Bad Guy and was going to try to kill everyone, right from the first moment we saw him. No point in making it a surprise when he starts shooting!