The thing about Valentine though is that it is an entertaining sort of bad, in the true tacky nineties/naughties meta-horror manner.
I agree with this^. I actually didn’t mind Valentine and have usually watched it whenever it’s been on TV. I liked the fact that DB’s character got his revenge against those who tormented him in the past and got away with it in the end, as well as the fact that he ‘got the girl’ (though I do remember there being some debate as to whether Marley Shelton’s character was ‘dead’ at the end – given how pale she was looking, though I never thought that was the case).
I should probably add to this list Simply Irresistible (a movie with...a magical crab), which I watched for SMG, and Darkness Falls (which I watched to see if I liked Emma Caulfield in a role that wasn’t Anya) - both of which were totally not worth it.
Jack Sparrow: "Look." [shoots the monkey] "An undead monkey! Top that!"
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