Cheesiest line....


What are your favorite cheesy lines from this movie?
Mine: "The cone is silenced!"
LOL

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I don't know about cheese but

"No! She did not marry your penis!"

That's fairly hilarious.

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Next one: "Well, she didn't only marry your penis!"

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Anyone have a copy of the script? There are loads to choose from.

"The days of sniffing the dirt are over."

"Better than what you sniff." (God that's terrible!)

"I can't talk...we got cows." Ugh!

"When you told me you chase tornadoes, I always thought it was just a metaphor." Ugh!

"Jonas...son of a bitch."

"He's in it for the money not the science." Groan.

"Bill...we're in the core." Just awful.



THAT SUPER-DUPER! NATURALLY BIG THING! OUTRAGEOUSLY...large.

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Nice those are some good ones

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"He's in it for the money not the science." Groan.

I cringed so hard at that line. Just atrocious.

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What the hell was wrong with it? Summed up that idiot with a cunning smile perfectly. How would you write it any better?

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"Jonas...son of a bitch."

Really, that's cheesy? Even the slightest bit? Doesn't even belong on this list. What would have been better?

"Well, I'll be God damned, look who it is: Dr. Jonas Miller. That dickhead's still breathing. Hasn't killed anybody yet with his stupidity."

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He's a corporate kiss but man!!!

That's no moon....it's a space station!!

Bill..it's coming!!!!
It's already here!!!!

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I was going to mention the 'corporate kiss-butt' line, like he couldn't get himself to say a$$??? I laugh at that every time.

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Left! Right! Left!! Ugh.

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People say stupid and cheesy things in real life. I see no problem with the dislike in the movie

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"unrealized, unrealized idea."

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hahahhah i love that line and the way he says that

I also like,

"Dorothy, you took 'er ya damn thief!"

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It's actually 'The cone of silence'.

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"Objects in rear-view mirror are closer than they might appear" (Jurassic Park - 1993)

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"Oh, by the way...I really enjoy your weather reports!"

"You slime!" Hahaha!

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At Aunt Meg's talking about the Fujita Scale...

Melissa: "Is...is there an F5?"
Everyone's reactions: 

Like that Russian babe, Anesthesia

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Great drama in that scene. "Only one of us has seen one."

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Lol, some of the quotes in this movie are absolutely hilarious.

"You're right it's backbuilding! We've got a jumper here!

And Bill Paxtons heartfelt speech -

"When's it gonna be enough, huh?! How close do you have to get-Talk to me!!! Jo, things go wrong, you can't explain it, you can't predict it! Killing yourself won't bring your dad back. I'm sorry he died, but it was a long time ago. You gotta move on. Stop living in the past and look at what you've got right in front of you!"

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"I am surprised Stannis's fleet didn't sink under the weight of his own balls."

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Ha. "The finger of god."
"The prodigal son returns."
The trance like state Jo and Bill go into whenever there is static on a tv or they hear chimes.

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That's it, that's the winner. It's not a line, it's that entire conversation. Everything's a rollicking joke until the magic word "F5" gets mentioned and then a pall gets instantly cast over the room, as if no one could have anticipated that question coming next. I had dark thoughts in my mind while watching most of this movie, particularly that scene.

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