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funniest lines/scenes

posted 16 years ago by jepete02
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I love the whole golf scene with MJ, Larry, and Bill Murray. I particularly love Bill Murray and love every scene that he is in but I laugh out loud everytime I see this one part. When Micheal gets sucked down the golf hole while Stan is taking a picture of him. Bill grabs the camera and goes "what kind of camera is this?" The silence and the way he delivers that line is just priceless. It may just be because I think everything that comes out Bill Murray's mouth is genius.

[–] sousaman2089 16 years ago

Larry's not white, Larry's clear."

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[–] brandh 16 years ago

I forget the exact lines, but

"You sayin I disrespect my mama?"

"I didn't say that, Mugsy. You did."

"But I love my mama..."

[–] travisatisu 16 years ago

The scene where Bugs and Daffy go to get MJ's basketball gear at his house. They have a conversation that goes something like;

"y'know all those tshirts and coffee mugs with our faces on em? You ever see any money outta that?"

"not a dime"

"me either, we gotta get new agents, we're getting screwed"

Had no idea what any of it meant when I was a kid but got a laugh out of me now.

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[–] amalmer 15 years ago

"What are you doing?"

"I'm ahhh...I'm fixing a divot." (Stan)

[–] Dutch90 15 years ago

Lines: anything Daffy says. Daffy rocks.

"She was wide open!"

"Looks like Stan has had a close encounter with a bug zapper"

"I. Found. The shorts"....

Scenes:

- Obviously, the bit where Daffy messes up Bupkus's face.

- Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd's Pulp Fiction moment. Didn't understand it as a kid but loved it anyway.

- The Monstars turning Michael into a basketball.

- Stan getting owned by the Monstars. The whole set-up is just brilliant, and that shot of Bang leaping at the camera growling is effing epic,.

- Pepe Le Pew pinching his nose in disgust as Stan, errr, deflates. I love that little in-joke.

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[–] oh_no_mrbill 11 years ago

Oh... HE'S FIXING A DIVOT!!!

[–] Mississippi20 15 years ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa.......I don't play defense.

Bill Murray is great.

[–] MetFanMac 15 years ago

"But Mommy--I don't wanna go to THschool today! I wanna THtay home an' bake cookies with you!!"

Supermodels...spoiled stupid little stick figures mit poofy lips who sink only about zemselves.

[–] Movie_Piranha_1979 14 years ago

One of my favourites lines:

[saying a prayer]
Charles Barkley: I promise I'll never swear again. I'll never get another technical. I'll never trash talk...
[later]
Charles Barkley: I won't go out with Madonna again.

Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

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