I have many, here are a few...
"I like pizza. I like it a lot!"
"She touched my 'pepe' Steve."
(Three was the funniest clone!)
"What am I gonna do about it? I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill HIM."
shareNot my favorite line, but one that hasn't been mentioned yet but is hilarious:
When the Dougs are discussing whether or not to tell Laura (I think), or them living together or something, and Real Doug says something like, "How do you think that's gonna work? We wake up in the morning, Laura rolls over and says, 'Doug, Doug, you two better get off to work or y'all are gonna be late!'"
Just the southern accent he does with it is so funny 😂
But oh man, just about every line is gold! Michael Keaton is so perfect in all of those roles 😂