Rod Steiger in this -- "Consistently Funny"
As I recall, for a truly all-star cast movie, Mars Attacks in 1996 got a lot of bad reviews. As often with movies of this nature, the reviews fell into the middling "two star" range -- the stars were too famous and the effects too good NOT to notice the effort, but "disappointing" was the word.
Still, one critic(for Time magazine, as I recall), in rolling off all the names of the stars in this -- led by Jack Nicholson in a "double role"(good as his version of the US President, pretty bad as a rich Vegas cowboy huster with a stuffed nose) and going on through Pierce Brosnan(in his Bond peak stardom), Annette Bening, Glenn Close, Michael J. Fox, Sarah Jessica Parker, Danny DeVito, Jim Brown...and on and on and on...
..reached Rod Steiger and noted: "Rod Steiger(consistently funny).
And its TRUE. Of all the players in Mars Attacks(did I forget Martin Short as the President's press aide0? A beautiful young Natalie Portman as the President's daughter? )..the one player who GOT LAUGHS...consistently..was Rod Steger.
Face it, whether Method Man(On the Waterfront, The Pawnbroker) or character star(Dr. Zhivago, In the Heat of the Night), Steiger always brought a heapin' helpin' of ham to his acting...talking big, talking loud, hitting his points with a sledge hammer of verbiage.
And in Mars Attacks he did all of that but added a self-aware dose of macho man belligerence and self-confidence as the military general who is the ONLY guy who knows these martians mean business, are out to kill everybody on earth and must be...nuked. "Annhilate! Kill! Kill!")
But he also has a certain wise-cracking one-liner timing. When the Martians shrink, swallow, eat and digest an atomic missile sent to destroy them, there's a quick cut to an incredulous Steiger saying "What the hell was THAT?"
When President Jack Nicholson apologizes for not taking the martian threat seriously, Steiger amiably reassures him "That's OK, Mr. President...we all make mistakes." But when the President declines to use nukes ...yet...Steiger with irritated petulance grabs the board with the Executive Order and his pen and walks away like a kid taking his marbles and going home.
And this: for a certain late, key stretch of the movie, its mainly Nicholson and Steiger...together in a more modern "Dr. Strangelove" War Room, the President and his General arguing over what to do.
But its also two Oscar winners in there: Steiger(Best Actor, In the Heat of the Night) versus Nicholson(Best Actor, Cuckoo's Nest, Best Supporting Actor Terms of Enderament -- with ANOTHER Oscar about to save him the next year from this Mars Attacks debacle.)
And many-y-mano, Oscar winner vs Oscar winner: Steiger WINS. . Poor Jack does the best with his stereophonic voice and commanding veteran superstar persona, but he doesn't get the good jokes that Steiger gets and sometimes, his facial expressions are just WRONG. (One senses that Nicholson realizes his Batman director , Tim Burton, had delivered him into a lousy project this time, and just gave up.)
Its interesting to see Rod Steiger -- old and near the end of his career and life - besting Jack Nicholson. But he does it.
Consistently funny.
PS. Natalie Portman actually gets the best one-liner in the movie. Martians annihilated well-wishers in the desert, but the President's team thinks a "dove of peace" accidentally scared the martians into firepower. But now,after the same martians have killed everybody in Congress, Portman deadpans "I guess it wasn't the dove.'"