AHM GETTING THE NEW TOY! YAAARRRGGGGG!
"I'm not a puhvut."
PUT DAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!
THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!
"DASHERDANCERPRANCERVIXENCOMETCUPIDDONNERBLITZEN!! DID I WIN???"
Damn, I have no memory of making this post, and it is apparently only 3 month old. Wow am I an idiot!
You were caught up in the spirit of the yule tide season.. Too much nog?
Ambien?
Weed?
Maybe someone should put you in chains.
I WOULD FLEX MY MASSIVE BICEPS AND SNAP THEM LIKE RIBBONS!