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Reasons Why "Jingle All the Way" is an awesome movie


1 - Arnold Schwarzenegger
2 - it's funny
3 - you get to see Arnold beating up a bunch of evil Santa Clauses (who are actually criminals)
4 - Ted gets what's coming to him after trying to put the moves on Liz throughout the movie.
5 - Sinbad being his usual goofy self
6 - "I was on the bomb squad for 10 years. This is just a harmless, Christmas package." Boom!
7 - Watching a bunch of carolers scream and run away when a flaming Wise Man's head is kicked out of a window.
8 - Howard becoming Turbo Man and being a hero to Jamie.
9 - the improvised Turbo Man show during the parade
10 - Jamie being altruistic and giving his long-sought-after Turbo Man doll to Myron.
11 - "What do I need the doll for? I got the real Turbo Man at home!"

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12 - "Put that cookie down!!!"

I yell that in my best Ahnold whenever I see a dish of my wife's home made cookies...

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Rofl! xD I forgot that part!

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When it comes to food, strntz does not miss a thing!

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LOL, you got that right my friend!

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I wouldn't say it's an awesome movie, but I think this has become a punching bag for people. It's a 6/10 not "one of the worst movies" as so many claim.

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I agree. That part where he fights those Santas is awesome! Also the scene with Martin Mull.

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Funniest scenes for me were when the mailman sprayed Arnie in the eyes with pepper spray and the mailman carried a package with a bomb in it just in case he ever needed it.

I laughed my head off watching this movie. The critics were such haters.

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I got it at Walmart a few weeks ago for $5. I like Arnold compared to other action stars because he can do comedy.

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I just watched this again with family and we still love it! :D

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same. it is still good.

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Watched it this morning. Good God was Ted smarmy!!!

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I remember watching this as a kid and wondering why all the moms in the neighborhood were worshiping the ground he walked on. (Even as a kid, I could tell something wasn't right, because I have never seen people worship a guy with a suspiciously sly smile like that, ever). It wasn't until I was older, and everyone explained it to me, that I started to get the picture. Ted was basically sleeping with all the moms in the neighborhood. I mean, he was taking advantage of several things going on:

1.) He was divorced and apparently very well-off financially (either the moms in the neighborhood paid him well, he came from money, or he got a very sweet deal in the divorce settlement, who knows?) so he didn't have to worry about a wife of his own to cheat on.

2.) He was very charming and able to fool a lot of people into thinking he's a great guy, particularly where fixing things as a handyman is concerned.

3.) Due to the financial situation, he's home and in the neighborhood during the day all the time, often during hours when the dads in the neighborhood are out at work.

4.) There were apparently a lot of married moms who were either unhappy in their relationship with their husbands, not getting enough [sexual/emotional] attention from them, or just liked the thrill of having an affair and getting away with it, and Ted was more than happy to be in on whatever arrangement they had with him.

Only reason he went after Liz was because she probably was the only mom in that neighborhood that wasn't sleeping with him, and Ted would have considered her the ultimate prize, considering who he was covertly competing with for her affections. Too bad he didn't realize that Liz was more loyal to Howard than he anticipated.

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Everything was good in this film apart from Sinbad. He was insufferable and ruined every scene he was in.

It's no surprise to read that Chris Columbus, the producer, wanted Joe Pesci for the Myron part. That was the sensible decision to go for a much more seasoned actor to play off Arnold.

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I don't mind Sinbad, but he's not as funny as he thinks he is. Myron's an interesting character. While he's painted as a sociopath, the nutty postman, and Howard's foil; he's not a completely bad person. I mean, he's a dad and has a son too, and there are moments in the movie when he's actually being nice, open, and genuine towards Howard...when they're not competing for the Turboman Doll. And you can tell he cares about his son, otherwise he wouldn't do the same thing as Howard and go through the same nightmare on Christmas Eve to find that one, almost unattainable toy.

In fact, you could make a case that Myron is not the chief villain in this movie. The real villains are greed, commercialism run amok, the toy companies deliberately creating scarcity to ruin parents' lives and drive up prices, and the toy sharks dressed as Santa Clauses.

Plus, it's nice that despite Myron getting arrested, Jamie did the charitable thing and gave him the Turboman doll so his son could have it, since Jamie didn't need it anymore, thanks to dad being the "real deal."

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I don't mind Sinbad, but he's not as funny as he thinks he is


Was Sinbad a big star in America or something? I've never heard of him and neither has anyone else in europe. He simply overacts - badly. He commits the cardinal sin of any actor, which is instead of just being in character in the moment, he instead tries desperately to be a scene stealer and one-up everyone else. That's where casting a proper experienced actor comes into play, they know not to go overboard at the expense of the film. It's no surprise this film failed with such a crap villain and has only become more appreciated in the years since because the film works in spite of him.

If we're being honest then Sinbad was cast because he wasn't white. He even whines about race in one of his rants which in 1996 was probably something you could barely tolerate, but in today's race obsessed world this is inexcusable in a Christmas film which is meant to be an escape from all the shitheads like him who always bring race into every walk of life.

And yes, I agree about the real villains being commercialism and greed, it's why the film works so well, great point.

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In the 90s Sinbad was a mid-level actor and comedian. He was a household name to some people, but he never really got very far beyond a few starring roles, mostly on tv. Aside from "Jingle All the Way," his most noteworthy film was a comedy called, "Houseguest." He was popular in the black community, of course, so he had (and probably still has) fans there.

I think they picked him because he auditioned well, and yeah, even in the 90s, they were trying to insert diversity more into the casting of their films, but it wasn't just blatant rage-baiting and ticking off boxes with no-talents like it is today. Any non-white actor auditioning for a role still had to do well, even back then, and I guess the producers liked Sinbad's audition at the time. They needed someone who could act like the stereotypical, nutty, postal worker getting ready to go postal. At least in this film, having a black character in the city, who is a mailman actually makes sense, since despite Minnesota having a lot of white people living there, the cities [even in the 90s] had many types of people, and it makes sense to run into some non-white people in Minneapolis once in a while, and people of all colors work in the post office.

You know what's interesting about the ranting is, nobody cared back in the 90s. Before the internet got really advanced, before everyone had smartphones, and before social media became a thing, most people didn't take drama Queens/Kings like Myron seriously at all. They would just look at him as a loudmouthed nutjob that watched tv too much and would then walk off and ignore him. That's how all fringe nutties were treated before social media elevated them to a role with power and influence they never should have had to begin with.

What's also interesting, is this film would not be made today, simply because they had a manly, straight, masculine, white guy like Arnold as the hero; a black man like Sinbad as the villain; no gay characters; most of the cast is white; and one of the biggest themes in the story is traditional family values. Those are all big no-no's in Hollyweird today, and frankly, I'm glad the movie was made in the time it was. Could you imagine how terrible it would be today?

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I think they picked him because he auditioned well


I might've thought that until I read the imdb trivia: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116705/trivia/?item=tr2047178&ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Chris Columbus at that time was the Christmas film guru in Hollywood with both Home Alone's being blockbusters, meaning if he thought a particular actor was right for Myron, then he would've been spot on. He was overruled by his bosses because the 90s was the start of what you see today i.e. studios turning down a better actor in favour of an inferior one just for political reasons.

Could you imagine how terrible it would be today?


It would be an awful film if it came out today, definitely. They can't make good christmas films anymore because all the best stories have been told, and all the new generations of writers can only insert all their agendas into the scripts they write. There has to be an unlikable female lead, the men have to be weak, and there has to be tokens & gays all over the shop. This film was written from the heart, it wasn't following a checklist, that's why it works.

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They picked him because he was taller? Talk about dumb.

There are other good Christmas stories, but nobody in Hollyweird wants to tell them because they don't like telling wholesome, good stories anymore. That's why many have been relegated to places like Hallmark and Netflix, because they wouldn't make it otherwise to any screen, never mind the big one. It would have been different 20 years ago.

Judging by the changes I'm hearing about going on in the studios now, I think the tide might be turning, but it takes a while for the Hollywood machine to realign from one direction to another. It'll probably be 5 years before we start seeing anything really good and not agenda driven. As for good big-screen Christmas films, I don't think we'll see anything noteworthy at all for another 20 years, if ever again.

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It's a shame because I remember going to see Christmas films in the cinema like the Home Alones or Tim Allen's Santa Clause etc and it's strange to think they don't make stuff like that anymore. At the time they were just regular films, but looking back it's like looking through a time warp before the woke age came around and ruined everything. You can just sit back and watch something that's free from woke agendas, it's great.

They can never take those films away from us, even if they tried to do things like edit out Trump from Home Alone 2. Regardless of whether they can start making good films again, we'll always have the classic stuff we grew up on to appreciate.

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