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is ted banging those housewives?

posted 8 years ago by dodgethat
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I've watched this movie a ton but watching it last night it just dawned on me that ted was probably banging all those housewives?

the scene at the karate show when the one brings him cookies and thanks him. then the other hotter one asks about coming to fix a screen door and he says he has just the tool. i obviously knew what he was always referring to but i thought he was just displaying how many women want him to howards wife as showing off that she is the "lucky" one that he wants.

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut was he really banging all those housewives? was he just tyring to bang howards wife? or did he really want to marry her and stuff like i always assumed?

wow as a kid i had innocent thoughts and now as an adult i realize these things!

[–] virnman-549-227337 8 years ago

Did you see that ugly, fake wood paneled mini van he drove? Ted was a swarmy little panty sniffer but no stud!

[–] GingerVitus 8 years ago

Yup he was banging them. He just wanted to add Howard's wife to his list of conquests.

[–] dodgethat 8 years ago

wow i can't believe i was blind to all this

[–] UncleRuckis (2631) 3 years ago

Ted was definitely laying the pipe all over that neighborhood. He only wanted Howard's wife since after years of feasting off low hanging fruit, he was bored and needed a real challenge.

[–] HarlemEagle42 (18170) 2 years ago

How to get with Schwarzenegger's wife without being murdered? Could be a movie by itself.

[–] strntz (12734) 3 years ago

Hard to say for sure, but I would also say that any single sane man that age with a really nice house who was so inclined could sow a LOT of seed in the barren farmland that is divorced hausfraus.

[–] MoviesStillSuck (546) 2 months ago

Yes. In their asses without lube. It’s all spelled out in the shooting script, and it’s why Phil Hartman’s wife destroyed his face. When she found a copy and read it, she was pissed.