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Judge Judy's Mexican-American Dictionary.....


1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

15. *Frito*
After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was frito go.

16. *Jupiter*
My kids were acting stupid, so I told 'em, "Jupiter behave or I'm gonna take my chancla off!"

17. *Cashew*
I tried running after you, but I couldn’t cashew.

18. *Butter and Lettuce*
I wanna marry my ruca, butter parents won't lettuce!

19. *Water*
My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.

20. *Wafer*
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

21. *Iron*
Everyday at work iron money.

22. *Juarez*
My vieja slapped me and I said, 'Juarez your freaking problem?'





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LOL! I miss this Gubbio! The good ol' days.....

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LOL! I miss this Gubbio! The good ol' days.....


I posted these old things, just to get something going.

The only way to breathe life into these boards is to post.

Welcome back, "Doggie."

Now, where is Jason ??? !!!

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Lol, just read this, Gubbio!

Gosh, I miss everyone...

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Where did they all go?

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😊 Thanks for the chuckle, Gubbio!
Long time, no see!

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