Beau Shattuck (10-26)


Beau Shattuck was the plaintiff in the'road rage' incident on 10-26, in which he was portrayed as a menace to society while trying to drive to a Texaco station for a fill'er up. It's guys like him that need to be kept off our roads, to ensure the safety of 17 year old female drivers (says the defendant).

Shattuck was one of the cutest guys on JJ that I've seen in a long time. Not striking good looks, not a buffed up body, but oh so sexy with his beautiful blue eyes, jawline and beautiful lips...topped off with his blond hair.

I will gladly pump his gas any time!

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This episode showed another dumb logic in JJ's world that she has been using for years - people who have small(er) cars never do anything wrong in traffic. They don't speed, cut people off, drive crazy, etc.

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Good point, SYN. She does believe the smaller the car, the more careful you are in traffic. The bigger the car, the more wreckless.

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Wow, that defendant was an idiot!

His whole "well I won't stand for it" sanctimony as a defense was hilarious. It's amazing how many people use this attitude for doing something wrong. Like following the plaintiff, getting out of his car, looking for a fight and then kicking the plaintiff's car was going to make the roads of the US safer to drive on.




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Wow, that defendant was an idiot!

His whole "well I won't stand for it" sanctimony as a defense was hilarious. It's amazing how many people use this attitude for doing something wrong. Like following the plaintiff, getting out of his car, looking for a fight and then kicking the plaintiff's car was going to make the roads of the US safer to drive on.


Unfortunately, this is part of the new Trump Nation. This is who he's attracting.

I don't want to make this board political, but I just had to say it because that's the first thing I thought of listening to him.

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Well, no different than Hillary after all, she said we'd "bomb Iran back into the stone age" not too long ago if they messed with Isreal. Wonder how she held it in with the whole Iran deal. 

Loud-mouth jerks are distributed quite well on both sides of the aisle, it's just downright sad we have these two as our choices for president. 

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His whole "well I won't stand for it" sanctimony as a defense was hilarious. It's amazing how many people use this attitude for doing something wrong. Like following the plaintiff, getting out of his car, looking for a fight and then kicking the plaintiff's car was going to make the roads of the US safer to drive on.


I actually believe him because he wouldn't do all that for no reason.

And I'm pretty sure that after this experience - the plaintiff won't drive like that again. So yeah, the defendant made roads safer (at least roads that the plaintiff drives on).

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